🎯

Hot take: I like Amanda

DESERVED

By New Mexico, literally anything else

When I was 8 years old my aunt Shelly drove us cross country with only 2 cassette tapes in her car: the Beaches soundtrack and the original cast album of Cats

Oh look, a doctor doing some real healing of the world.

Me 🤝 Dr. Dillamond
THE GOAT

Greetings from my (un)dressing room

I love it when someone kisses my opening 😘

Tonight! Please come it would be so wonderful to see you

Oh! Yes I'm currently in a production out in Palm Springs

Love! Valour! Compassion!

YES!!

These swans are SNATCHED

And that is a HIGH bar

SHE IS RISEN

A little surprise this morning from the Easter Bunny

Please disrespect my privacy during this time

Ok this might be the funniest thing you've ever said

Anyone who doesn't follow me is just spaghetti squash

I'm a wet noodle!

I'm not interested in sucking my sauce through a straw

Nobody's perfect

Rotini is the best

No complaints

Penne is the worst pasta shape

At least sober

Remember when they made a movie of Cats? That was wild.

No one has ever been hotter (and I'm referring to both of them)

Years ago we performed that number as part of Broadway in Bryant Park (with Karen Ziemba!) outdoors in August in NYC. No acting required.