* That does not warrant The Cup.

* A single pixel tear forms. Trapped.

* NOT THE CUP NONONO

* HE'LL NEVER TAKE YOU ALIVE

* You list off every swear you know.

* Somehow none were learned from Spamton.

* Does Mike is gay?

* Your pronouns are They/It.

* Not your name.

* He has gotten better since coming back.

* And you're biased since spamton's your dad.

* True.

*You aren't Spamton's biggest fan either but other than being a deadbeat for years he's fine as a parent.

* MMm Jelly Cup

* You didn't even know you had inherited it until a few weeks ago.

* [Takin' after papa ~ !]

* Get His Ass

* You think you shouldn't tell someone less than a week old that it gets worse with Spamton.

* You forget the exact date.

* You think you hatched around the time Legend of Tenna was actually introducing player sprites.

* [[papa]]

* EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER

* You think you're nothing but edges.

* Being pixels and all.

* Don't worry about it.

* 🫄🥚

* No

* You don't mention that this is because you don't have a french fry to lend.

* Stabbing fetuses #abortion

ooc: I have a bad post to make considering there being titan spawn

I'm not the stepmom I'm just the mom that stepped up

* You accepted stepmom Battat ages ago.

[ 𖤓 @hero-sword.from.software ]

INTRO:
"...man, did you get caught behind booster's closet? i- okay, okay, fine, sure."

VICTORY:
"game over." (a pause, then,) "fuck, that's stupid. get back up! i need a better punchline!"

* Fucked up and evil light-dark world.

* You've already done that though.