Awesome!!

Two rats, Sharky (blond) and Toffee (brown and white) on a tattered gray blanket on the sofa. They are squeezed together so both can lick an empty yogurt cup.

I love that an empty yogurt cup just makes their day.

#PetRats

Fezzik, a large black rat, sits in a green plastic igloo, eating a chunk of tuna mac and peas. Light is pouring in through the translucent plastic of the hide sorta like stained glass at a cathedral. He has a far-off look in his eyes as if he's just seen Cheesus.

OTOH once I gave my rowdy gang of mostly-teenage boys macaroni WITH cheese sauce AND tuna AND peas, all exciting foods. All the rats were so awestruck they just... scurried away and ate quietly without trying to steal anyone else's. Like there was so much excitement they looped back around to calm.

Happy birthday to that very handsome potato!

Such good table manners!

Many kisses to Ebi and friends. Goodbyes are always hard. 💔

A+ stashing!

When they said "AI will increase productivity" I didn't realize they meant "AI code will crash the social media networks on which I procrastinate, forcing me to actually do my job"

finally—some criminal charges for these fuckers

Wow perfect timing!

Lol I'm glad someone reads my silly alt texts 😁

My portfolio, for her consideration:

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Two rats in their cage. Sharky is emerging from a soft hide to check out an empty yogurt cup. Toffee already has his head inside the cup to lick out the leftover bits. Toffee's tail end is facing the camera and his butt looks "oh my god, Becky" huge.

Same scene. Sharky has grabbed the yogurt cup and is now attempting to drag it into a soft Christmas-tree shaped hide. Will this work better than it did with the space pod? STAY TUNED!!

Success! The cup is inside the hide now. Toffee has followed. Through the hide's opening we can see only the yogurt cup, and Toffee's body and tail.

In which Toffee practices for orb tryouts, and Sharky further tests the stashability of yogurt cups

#RatBreak #PetRats

a doodle of my car. she is sad and blue

PLEASE, MY CHILD. SHE IS VERY SICK. we just got hit with a $1200 car repair bill that makes funds very tight. if you are able we would very much appreciate you sending a kofi our way, or buying something from our shop! shares appreciated! thank you!

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That second one is like the platonic ideal of pancake

Two rats in a space pod. We can see only the back of Toffee (brown and white). Sharky (blond) has his face and tail visible, curled around Toffee.

Snuggly rattos!

#RatBreak #PetRats

Rat-sized plate with spaghetti in red sauce, a couple bits of meatball, and green beans.

A big human hand offers the plate of goodies to Sharky, a blond rat. Sharky is going straight for the stray chunk of tomato from the sauce.

The plate sits on the cage floor in front of a soft green rat hide. Toffee, a brown and white rat, leans out of the hide and grabs ALL THE SPAGHETTI at once. Master of efficiency!

Sharky in a box. A strand of spaghetti has been rescued from Toffee's plunder, and left outside the box so Sharky can have some pasta too.

HECK YEAH IT'S SPAGHETTI NIGHT

#RatBreak #PetRats

It's so funny to me that right-wingers love to pretend to love the Middle Ages and the Crusades and all that and then complain that the Pope shouldn't get involved in politics.

He's ready to spring into action the moment you offer some though!

I'm impressed at how much wrong they packed in there

Photo from the ancient internet. A bald pink rat stands in front of a little toy xylophone-keyboard. He is reaching one hand toward it. Caption says "Neil banging out the tunes April 13, 2006"

Happy 20th anniversary of Neil Banging Out The Tunes! An absolute legend

#RatBreak #PetRats

Brown and white rat Toffee sits in a blue space pod. He is hunched protectively over a snack, and looks with suspicion at the camera.

No, you may NOT look at Toffee's piece of french fry. GOOD DAY.

#RatBreak #PetRats

Internal glue guns! They're so prepared for sudden arts & crafts sessions

Feels! I hope the weekend rearranging helps

Oh no, burritoed!

Cage scene with rats Sharky (left, blond) and Toffee (brown and white). Sharky has the edge of an empty yogurt cup in his mouth and is valiantly trying to drag it into a space pod that I don't think has big enough openings for that. Meanwhile, Toffee is impeding by sticking his face and arms into the cup to lick the leftover yogurt bits.

Sharky has been won over to Toffee's way. The yogurt cup is outside the space pod, and both rats have their heads inside to get at the yogurt.

Remember to get some probiotic stuff in your diet!

#RatBreak #PetRats

And get your dietary fiber at the same time!

Bucket, a brown keekee (normal rat), leans out of the cage to sniff an open copy of The Amazing Maurice and his Educated Rodents by Terry Pratchett. Both pages include pictograms invented by the rat clan's scribe.

My rat Bucket occasionally enjoyed a good book. By which I mean "nibbled."

I wish I could send a piece of graham cracker over the internet for my new friend 🥺

Ugggghhhhh! Didn't they realize how important that request was? :(