Billionaires must stop taking ketamine to facilitate the coming of the Antichrist. They should return to cocaine to produce movies like Gremlins 2.
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There’s a non-zero chance that Kevin nailed this.
I still have a hard time with the fact that he’s gone, even though it’s been 10 years as of today. #RIPPrince
Tweet from Pete Hegseth: "The War Department is once again restoring freedom to our Joint Force. We are discarding the mandatory flu vaccine requirement, effective immediately."
In World War I more U.S. soldiers died of influenza than from combat. In America's first 145 years of war more soldiers and sailors died from infectious diseases than from enemy action. In every single war in human history more combatants have died of illness and disease than bullets and the blade.
Pedro.
Rod Serling stands in a glowing doorway, surrounded by the title Serling: A Journey Into The Twilight Zone with TV's First Visionary, by Alan Sepinwall
Very excited to reveal the cover for my next book, Serling: A Journey Into The Twilight Zone with TV’s First Visionary. The book will be published by Grand Central on October 13 of this year, and pre-orders are open now: www.hachettebookgroup.com/titles/alan-...
The front page of the Star Tribune on April 22, 2016, following the passing of Prince.
Beef prices just hit a record high. A pound of ground beef in many stores now costs more than the federal minimum hourly wage. These people are so out of touch it’s ridiculous.
Honestly, that sounds pretty sweet.
"Are you gonna talk, or shoot pool?"
"This is MY table now fat man- when I miss you SHOOT"
I still have a hard time with the fact that he’s gone, even though it’s been 10 years as of today. #RIPPrince
Michael Rapaport Gives Knicks’ Celebrity Row Bedbugs
Michael Rapaport Gives Knicks’ Celebrity Row Bedbugs theonion.com/michael-rapaport-gives-k...
Jeff Bridges Vs Matthew McConaughey in a thrilling relax-off
If you watch WWE regularly and you thought the build-up to WrestleMania was dumb, I regret to inform you that it is only going to get dumber in the future 🤼 www.wrestlinginc.com/2152990/mark...
They really sent Noem and Bondi to the Phantom Zone.
Soviet levels of erasure.
Building a robot designed only for cleaning my room
horseshoe theory is real. leftists almost got kat abughazaleh elected into congress and now it comes out that her boyfriend owns infowars…
The Columbine massacre was on this date in 1999. Instead of energizing our country to get gun violence under control, it kicked off a new normal. One of the best explanations ever of journalism's destructive impact on mass shootings came from Roger Ebert in his review of Gus Van Sant’s “Elephant.”
Abolish the goddamn death penalty!
Not only should all video calls be off camera, I’d prefer everyone close their eyes for in-person meetings.
Evergreen reminder this 420: No one should be in prison for weed.
I remain part of the group that think Trump wants to lose the midterms.
Why? He is bored. Johnson is a servile little lap dog who can’t manage the House. Thune is a stick in the mud. The legislative agenda is dead.
But a Dem House and/or Senate? They will want a fight? And Trump LOVES a fight.
On Baseball from Fenway: The Red Sox lack an identity on offense. Their only consistent trait has been that they're not very good:
www.bostonglobe.com/2026/04/19/s...
How can you not be romantic about baseball? #MLB
Nobody comes closer than Philly to matching Boston pettiness, but Boston pettiness is still undefeated.
Cool. My electric mixer stirs faster than my finger
this sounds kinda like a "who cares" achievement but its a very exciting milestone for rich guys who are extremely invested in a future where robots they control are slavedrivers and prison guards for the rest of the human population