its his only watchable film and its so gas

tipping the landlord with a 9mm

hoverhanding the wife on our wedding day

pot killed both my parents and my perfect cousins but i still think it should be widely available for economic reasons

my bad og

1312 is an angel number

dj septic pussy

dj creamy hoagie

no one cared who i was till i grew the bush

my girl cheated on me with luigi mangione. I just know he had her screaming

turning the wifes cooch nectar into a delicate chutney

sucking the earthy nutrients from marie calendars bung hole

thanku chief

yeah i let him hit. he had the eyes of the cgi baby in twilight

scrolling venmo for 3 hours

white people are addicted to leaving their garage open. it feels good for them

drunk texting a dude name paul pot

if ur rich and u only got 1 ply toilet paper at ur house im breaking a bunch of shit before i leave

can a wiggle get a pencil

it is my destiny to have endometriosis

in the pussy doing crowd work

in the pussy having a fuckin asthma attack

Godspeed is a contraction of “God has peed”

asking my 60 year old mormon boss if he likes soaking

brokeboy never young again

winning the kids in the divorce using my razor sharp dialectics

hiring a full time secretary to feed my tamogachi

god told me to try all the samples at costco