I finally did it! It was dropshot, but I still did it!
Posts by Swift
Unexpected 11% raise got me in a good mood today
Back in my day fortune cookies had fortunes in them
When the stars are in the playoffs
Why haven’t I thought to just pour bleach on the mouse?!
Get out
- focused on in-person interaction as opposed to online.
- Stopped doomscrolling
- Made a commitment to play disc golf at least once a week (two year+ streak going strong)
- cut back on eating out
I can’t say I regret any of those decisions
Over the past few years I’ve:
- Moved somewhere I can be outside year round
- Taken a big pay cut to work a job that doesn’t stress me out
- Surrounded myself with folks that make me feel equal, and stopped investing my time in those who don’t
Don’t have to get hot if you’re already hot ;)
Don’t eat birds!
I don’t know what my favorite song is, but I do know that it’s a toss up between these two:
Girl from the North Country - Bob Dylan
Love is All - The Tallest Man on Earth
Dive was more my jam
Honestly, better than I expected for a phone keyboard
I always thought it was for the Rockies
They told me I was getting a dog, instead I got a velociraptor
Meow?
Hello con crud my old friend
Baseball radio announcers were the first podcasters
Asterisks
It’s opening day! Go Rangers!
Rams mascot Rampage throwing a baseball on a baseball field
it's Opening Day!
Gettin' into the groove
Your terms are are acceptable
Me!
Would love to see you this weekend puppy <3
Giggity
They’re boxer briefs and I blew out the crotch a while back