I finally did it! It was dropshot, but I still did it!

Unexpected 11% raise got me in a good mood today

Back in my day fortune cookies had fortunes in them

When the stars are in the playoffs

Why haven’t I thought to just pour bleach on the mouse?!

Get out

- focused on in-person interaction as opposed to online.

- Stopped doomscrolling

- Made a commitment to play disc golf at least once a week (two year+ streak going strong)

- cut back on eating out

I can’t say I regret any of those decisions

Over the past few years I’ve:

- Moved somewhere I can be outside year round

- Taken a big pay cut to work a job that doesn’t stress me out

- Surrounded myself with folks that make me feel equal, and stopped investing my time in those who don’t

Don’t have to get hot if you’re already hot ;)

Don’t eat birds!

I don’t know what my favorite song is, but I do know that it’s a toss up between these two:

Girl from the North Country - Bob Dylan

Love is All - The Tallest Man on Earth

Dive was more my jam

Honestly, better than I expected for a phone keyboard

I always thought it was for the Rockies

They told me I was getting a dog, instead I got a velociraptor

Meow?

Hello con crud my old friend

Baseball radio announcers were the first podcasters

Asterisks

It’s opening day! Go Rangers!

Rams mascot Rampage throwing a baseball on a baseball field

it's Opening Day!

Gettin' into the groove

Your terms are are acceptable

Me!

Would love to see you this weekend puppy <3

Giggity

They’re boxer briefs and I blew out the crotch a while back