A comic drawn in pencils. Panel 1: The cartoonist Kati looks at an old rotary phone, covered in cobwebs. "I’ve been struggling to find work as a trans woman with ADHD, depression and CPTSD. ... Why do I have this?" Panel 2: Kati sits in front of a graphic tablet, frustrated. "And when I do find work, I can have trouble working full-time, because of my ADHD, depression and CPTSD. And some jobs pay you in goofy goober dollars." Panel 3: Kati opens her wallet and a fly carrying a restaurant stamp card flies out. "Which has led to me sometimes not being able to pay my bills and having to depend on people’s help." Panel 4: Kati sits in front of a graphic tablet, motivated. "But I can work a lot easier on my comics, where I get to hyperfocus on the stories I really want to tell." Panel 5: Kati gestures at a caption spelling "Patreon.com/katiknitt", saying "So if you like my comics and want more, please support me on Patreon. A site that let’s you support artists on a monthly basis. Every bit helps! If somehow, 150 people gave me 10 Euros a month, that would cover my monthly expenses of about 1500 Euros. I can stop being scared of losing my apartment and you get way more comics!"

patreon.com/katiknitt

they're only hot because the cooling fans are clogged with old cigarette smoke from uncounted thousands of roll-ups over the decades.

by popular demand. this project will be loose in a “ill make a batch of these when i feel like it” kind of way. is it porn? well it will have porn in it. and a lot of nonsequitur bullshit that i think is funny. anyway here is basically nothing.

#godpuppy

Settings with Big Star Empires should include more colonial draftees who resent being thrown at some impossible objective as expendable assets to no avail and growing to deeply resent their imperial masters.

Tim Curry in The Rocky Horror Picture Show

Tim Curry in Clue

Tim Curry in The Three Musketeers

Tim Curry in Muppet Treasure Island

Happy 80th birthday to Tim Curry who has always, *always* understood the assignment.

The Lusty Skeever

Please do it

I NEED CHEESE 🧀

Raptor Me 2

Raptor Me

Reposting with alt text

Illuminated Manuscript Creatures ;
#7
A long day at the kicking rats out of house factory.

Starship AI who just finds it more comfortable if all her crew were girls (or at least femme-presenting) and goes out of her way to...encourage the male humans inside her to consider transitioning.

I know this isn’t funny but it made me laugh…

Steamed Hams full transcript Well, Seymour, I made it- despite your directions. Ah. Superintendent Chalmers. Welcome. - I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon. - Yeah. Oh, egads! My roast is ruined. But what if I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? Delightfully devilish, Seymour. Ah- Skinner with his crazy explanations The superintendent's gonna need his medication When he hears Skinner's lame exaggerations There'll be trouble in town tonight Seymour! Superintendent, I was just- uh, just stretching my calves on the windowsill. Isometric exercise. Care to join me? Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour? Uh- Oh. That isn't smoke. It's steam. Steam from the steamed clams we're having. Mmm. Steamed clams. Whew. Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering hamburgers. I thought we were having steamed clams. D'oh, no. I said steamed hams. That's what I call hamburgers. You call hamburgers steamed hams? Yes. It's a regional dialect. - Uh-huh. Uh, what region? - Uh, upstate New York. Really. Well, I'm from Utica, and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "steamed hams. " Oh, not in Utica. No. It's an Albany expression. I see. You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger. Oh, no. Patented Skinner burgers. Old family recipe. - For steamed hams. - Yes. Yes. And you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled. Ye- You know, the- One thing I should- - Excuse me for one second. - Of course. Well, that was wonderful. A good time was had by all. I'm pooped. Yes. I should be- Good Lord! What is happening in there? - Aurora borealis. - Uh- Aurora borealis at this time of year at this time of day in this part of the country localized entirely within your kitchen? - Yes. - May I see it? No. Seymour. ! The house is on fire. ! No, Mother. It's just the northern lights. Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow but I must say you steam a good ham.

Today is officially the 30th anniversary of Steamed Hams. On April 14, 1996, "22 Short Films About Springfield" aired for the first time!

oh? Who or what should we be looking out for, then~?

autistic dog comic
#furry #furryart #art

Puriteen are the warts that plague humanity, never pander to them or their desires

Considering I didn't expect it and it autoplayed with *very loud music* when I was in a call... Not a fan.

How gauche to share a review, but there's a smattering of tickets left for my show at @lsqtheatre.bsky.social on Saturday. "Top class corduroy-clad fun which will have you laughing from start to finish" ⭐⭐⭐⭐ says @beyondthejoke.bsky.social

beyondthejoke.co.uk/content/17349/review-alasdair-beckett

A buddy asked about Ripley and I said that he probably does stupid ghost-type shit without thinking by accident that terrifies anyone he first meets

Digital art of a sad frustrated little racoon "aren't you tired of being nice?" I'm tired of everyone else being mean!!!

had it up to here!!!

Twitter post of Slava Cherk happily posting his own games art that's been put through an AI image generator to make it simpsons themed while another user named Javi Lopez is praising him for doing so while calling for people to embrace Gen AI

Slava Cherk claiming ChatGPT's image generation is fun while posting a screenshot of his prompts to generate images based on his game stuido "Lazy bear games"

Slava cherk asking for technical help with AI code generation from cursor_AI

Co-founder of Graveyard Keeper dev Lazy Bear Games regularly posts AI art & asks for help with AI gen code

Going as far as feeding his own games art into the slop machine

The game itself is from 2018 so it predates the stuff, but they announced a sequel & I expect it to be full of AI-gen slop

It’s been 75 days since my 200k followers have been able to see my posts after Senator @chrismurphyct.bsky.social shared my tweet about censorship to bluesky

bsky.app/profile/davi...

Vtubers be like

Nadia from the Russian Doll series on Netflix remarking: Thursday! What a concept!

Thursday! What a concept!

[trying to explain a minimal depth vaginoplasty to a man who thinks he can get me pregnant] so you know like when a looney tunes character paints a realistic tunnel on a brick wall, right

"Rember when Tom ran into a wall and got all scrunched into an accordion-shape and started making concertina noises when he walked away? Like that, but your penis is Tom."

What on earth did they say? (mostly so I can make a note to never say it to anyone ever..!)