So instead of no child they get a magical dragon child?
Sounds like I’m doing them a favor!
I will be doing everything to get my child on the throne and the second he is recognized, I am barbecuing that vile old man with the crown and living out my days as the now-dowager queen’s companion.
Can I invite the first two to join my harem?
All I want in life is to party with the Muppets
While I do feel a succubus would bring much needed sex positivity to class, I think being an awkward middle school girl and comparing myself to a literal succubus would have been hard.
Though I would’ve had my queer awakening sooner, and she certainly would have been less creepy than our PE teacher
There’s no way Heinz uses 57 types of tomato
Not in this economy
Time to conjure up some tables and a whip
I used to play this every weekend at a barcade near my university
I’d get SO MAD
A drawing of a realistic dog wearing a tie saying; "I need to lock in and prove that I am capable. I need to be taken seriously." While a drawing of a cartoon dog says; "I need to stay silly and whimsical lest I lose the very essence of myself." Perpetrating an endless cycle
Endless cycle
I think I’m a technical person but I have no clue
To be fair, acronyms have never been my strong suit
My problem with AI is that many folks seem to believe it should become the ultimate authority for all things, though we know AI reproduces our own biases.
“I shall build God in my own image so that my opinions will become the ultimate truth, considered both scientific and holy.”
7 years ago I went viral on the other app after chronicling my experience accidentally locking myself in a bathroom on a long bus ride.
Today I am taking the same bus ride. I have a giant cup of coffee. I’m also much worse at lock picking than I was 7 years ago
Okay but 2007 Lil Lost is fucking adorable (as is 2026 Lil Lost)
Jay Jay the Jet Plane would NEVER
You gotta make bad art to make good art.
Lucky me, I’ve made so much bad art!
Excuse you! All media should be tailored to my personal taste and preferences!
U right
I think making an effort to be a nicer person has only made me more political.
I want everyone to have rights! I think that makes me nicer than someone who doesn’t want that
This is the platform I want to run on
Paragon’s Graphite isn’t magical, it’s just malware. It still needs a zero day exploit to compromise a phone with updated software. The best thing you can do to protect yourself against Graphite is keep your phone up to date and enable Lockdown Mode on iPhone or Advanced Protection Mode on Android.
Happy immortality day to those who celebrate!
#17776
#WhatFootballWillLookLikeintheFuture
And meanwhile I started to worry I was slacking off if I went over 30 min on lunch at my last job…
A replica of woody guthrie’s guitar reading “This machine kills facists” hanging behind the bar
Playing at my first open mic tonight
The venue decor feels like a good omen (my songs are about how much I hate ICE)
Also Avatar The Last Airbender!
No Kings in Utqiaġvik (Barrow) Alaska!
Signs reading “Fuck ICE” and “Chinga LA Migra!” (The LA is the dodger’s logo)
Signs that say “chinga la migra” and “get these Walmart grade gestapo off our streets!”
Sign reading “this machine kills favorite” with arrows pointing down to the people holding the sign
I am an artist
An unbuilt framework laptop
Hehe
It’s naked
Come on out tomorrow night to here the GNews from @vvanitydevil.bsky.social and @jacenrkohler.net,
Followed by @h00p.bsky.social who will be sharing his talk from WWHF,
“A Fist Full of Headers:
Taming the Wild Web at Scale”
It’s Time to Go would be fitting.
I want a wake with lots of fiddles though
dont hate the player
hate the game
and the player
and the rules
and stadium with all of its gaudy advertisement
and the tv network the game is on for selling out to tyrants
and the fans holy shit hate the fucking fans