I miss my dog. He's in the other room

I am sad that we were robbed of Phillip Seymour Hoffman before he got to play old man roles.

Listen, you’re not gonna get away with putting that song, which wasn’t released until 1984, on a radio in your show’s storyline that is set in 1983. I’m gonna call you out on it. I will see that you are hanged in the Town Square.

So, it's okay for a cat to run away and hide under the bed when visitors come, but,
when I do it, it's "rude" and "antisocial."

I’m so tired of having to lead by example

in times like these, I look to the words of Mr. Rogers: “OH GOD OH GOD OH NO OH FUCK OHHHH FUCK OH GOD NO”

Excellent soundtrack too.

ABSOLUTELY. Where I grew up, hip-hop was nowhere to be found on local radio in the pre-MC Hammer years. MTV exposed me to De La Soul, Queen Latifah, Stetsasonic, Public Enemy, the list goes on and on.

You don't have to be the best writer, artist or musician but whatever you create is 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐬. Take a chance, have some pride in yourself and share it when you're ready. Pressing a button or putting in a prompt is stolen labor & creativity...it'll never be yours.

I've seen people trying to defend it today by saying "No, no, I just use it to brainstorm, bounce ideas, I do the actual writing" and with all the kindness in the world I need to tell you: if there is a stage of writing you are not good at, you need to get good, not use the plagiarism machine.

Why would I use "AI," I actually know how to fucking write

Remember everyone, it’s April 1st. Be hyper skeptical of everything. I promise you can go back to believing everything you read on the internet tomorrow

Applies today and every day.

Never trust anyone who hates dogs.
Never trust anyone who dogs hate.

Poster with the headline “I Have a dream with an illustration of the 47th POTUS being arrested

Can’t attend today but I made this sign for a coworker. Free of charge because fuck that guy

This afternoon, I got to speak on a panel at a high school career day about careers in the arts. I’ve never felt more grown up or important. Also, telling a room full of teenagers that they don’t need to have all the answers right now felt next-level vindicating for teenage me who needed that.

HE voted by mail in ballot! Can you believe…

“Can you believe he…” YES. YES I ABSOLUTELY CAN BELIEVE IT.

How many times does this MF have to to show you who he is before you believe him? Please stop normalizing the pearl clutching when a piece of shit behaves like a piece of shit.

The cool thing with the Moana live action remake is that you can watch a better version of the same movie right now.

I can also teleport to the Waffle House but you don’t see me bragging about it. Also last time I teleported right into the path of a chair someone threw at a belligerent customer, so I don’t recommend it.

A judge ruled against the government‘s anti-vaccine policy, a major setback to RFK Jr’s Leave No Child Left Alive initiative.

“Can you believe he…” YES. YES I ABSOLUTELY CAN BELIEVE IT.

How many times does this MF have to to show you who he is before you believe him? Please stop normalizing the pearl clutching when a piece of shit behaves like a piece of shit.

A vinyl copy of Janelle Monae’s 2013 album “The Electric Lady” plays on a turntable

Other score from the wrekka stow today

A copy of Prince’s soundtrack to the 1989 film “Batman” plays on a turntable

Cleaning my new place. All’s well in Gotham City

It’s actually FEWER Misérables

Fascist president starts a major war without declaration by congress.

Democratic leaders: hey man, just keep us in the loop, mmkay?

Have they ever considered, oh I don’t know, maybe…leaving people the fuck alone and letting them live their lives?

I'd like to think that, in today's day & age, Miss Mona might revisit the Chicken Ranch's policy on tattoos.

So sorry to hear

Twice this week I’ve seen young people wearing T-shirts or hats with artwork by Haring and Basquiat on them. Microjoys galore.