Sounds like me on BlueSky

Love that Spotify has the lyrics to Hey Duggee’s Stick Song

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS SPLATTER

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Robot butler?

QTP with a video game that transports you back to your childhood

Congrats

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And then Charlie pushes open a door to discover a load of Oompa Loompas vomiting into a vat of chocolate

My cat does the same

“No Sharon, on WEDNESDAYS we wear pink!”

Wonderful from Stephen Lillie...

An underrated soft skill to develop is to understand that if you have nothing to add to a conversation that you can just not say anything.

Famous vehicles from 80s TV and film -see if I've included your favourites.

Loads missing, but a few classics.

Buckle up, let's go back in time!

And having his name removed from all the institutions he’s added it to

I was just guessing the final letter, I got lucky!

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I’m sure he was listed as David Jaxon in the credits (pointless fact there!)

Is now a good time to tell the Artemis astronauts to stay in space? #Iran #Trump #Artemis

Did he marry Pam Ayres?

Everyone remember to hide when the astronauts comes back.

Today, in the world of freedom, the proudest boast is "Ich esse ein Berliner!"

Breakfast of champions! Have a great birthday

Well fuck you all, I thought this one was beautifully crafted

Screenshot of a tweet: Ben Graham @BenGrahamUK X.com Britain has been a Christian nation for over 1,400 years. Through wars, plagues, and countless kings, Easter has always been celebrated. Yet now, Cadbury won't even use the word 'Easter' on their eggs. When did celebrating British traditions become controversial? Above a photo of Easter Eggs

Screenshot of a tweet: ClIr Jaymey Mclvor * @McivorJaymey x.com Any chance I can get an Easter Egg please M&S? Will they ever learn It's like they do it on purpose to offend. Easter is not National Chocolate Day. Which extremists are you trying hard to not offend? @marksandspencer @GBNEWS Above images of Easter Eggs in M&S

🧵And we're off, ladies and gentlemen!

It's "they're banning the word EASTER" week.

Regular as clockwork...

So here comes a history lesson and media lesson all rolled into one thread!

PS, I can't believe there's no easter egg emoji?

This was the best I could do - 🗿🥚

🤣 I digress!

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Dirty Denver?

It’s because the feng shui vaccine was so effective

What’s that bloody song which has the line about Covid on a plane? That one