hell yeah

This is the water and this is the well. Drink full and descend. The horse is the white of the eyes, and dark within.

happy The Elephant Man 4K announcement day to all that celebrate

a beer with electrolytes and creatine in it

lol that's right

🤝 thank you, my friend.

to be fair i think i've changed every single part of my profile since leaving twitter, so not exactly making it easy

fellas, is it gay to be gainfully employed?

unironically because without the notification popping up at 11 i completely forgot to login on time

meeting organizer just started our 11:00 meeting at 10:56 👎👎👎 illegal. illegal. do not do.

love to see the president of the united states of america tweet "a whole civilization will die tonight" and then immediately login to my email job so i can help increase shareholder value 👍

so freaking true!

if we're out doing stuff when it happens, are they gonna send out a mass notification to everyone's phone like when there's a silver alert or whatever? i hate the idea that he could beef it and i wouldn't immediately know.

god, these rule

listen... you live long enough you're gonna get caught in viral crypto death scam, that's just the way it is.

hell yeah

White House now permanently looks like Leo's house from Twin Peaks

rick steves stans stay winning

David Lynch "FIX YOUR HEARTS OR DIE!"

Happy Trans Day of Visibility ❤️🏳️‍⚧️❤️

me, scrolling the tl

remember that time we didn't hear from trump for like 3 or 4 days and everyone thought he beefed it? feels like we could really go for another one of those

nancy...... thank you

fell asleep for a little bit while watching the mets pirates game. baseball is back, baby!!

hey, paul, i've skene enough

society was better then and it was specifically due to typewriters. there are no other differences between now and then other than the typewriters.

imagine waking up and reading the news every morning and coming to the conclusion that what's really plaguing our nation at this moment in time is that kids no longer write in cursive

“I asked chatGPT” Yeah, well I asked the lady in the radiator.

oh hell yes. we love the movies.

i am begging for our physical media overlords to coordinate their sales, the economy is suffering enough as it is

i made a big order and they immediately sent me a $50 loyalty gift card so i'm going back for more movie

Fix Your Hearts Or Die