Just a good boy reporting for duty! 🫡🫡🫡

Oh look—I’m finally back to a mostly eye patch-less existence! At least at home and at the gym, where no one can get too close to me, lol… 😅😅😅

Y’know, I might have an eye infection from paddle-boarding last weekend, but I’m really making this eye patch work for me! It’s giving me Daryl Hannah à la Kill Bill vibes and I don’t hate it… 😎😎😎

When I said I was in my “villain era” this isn’t what I meant, but—lol… 😅😅😅

Omg this is amazing 🤩

Just a himbo muscle pup… 💪🏻🐶