oh my short king..

lunchums serving the inmates some good ol fashioned home cookin'

I remembered oomfies bodacious beautimous chest hair and I fear I won't be able to sleep as the longing thoughts of running my hands through it fills my mind. He doesn't come on here anymore so he will never see this

so radiant, so brilliant, so magical, and the sun is nice too i guess

if you're still in line at the refreshing-bgb's-page booths, STAY IN LINE

i can't believe i was lied to

i can't believe bgb is proposing to me in 4 minutes

I know not of the lore of bgb and carl (or at least I don't remember) nor do I know where carl's body rests now

girl:

Can't even let the dead rest in peace

don't let purplewooper see this

What have we been up to today boyfies

we love to see Ike! winning

Gays will unfortunately let it flop. I mean we all saw what happened to Miley with Plastic Hearts (her best album)

I will remain as one of Arby’s strongest soldiers. And my not so hot take is that Arby’s has the best milkshakes of all the standard fast food restaurants

Hello boyfies, I got a full nine hours of sleep last night (after pulling an all nighter the previous night)

The way we were twinning this morning and we didn't even know it....our minds are too powerful

Yearn

Yeah :3c

So real, and don't even get me started on the Zero Dr Pepper and Cream Soda. I took one trip to the Dr Pepper Museum and it changed my life

I mean yeah what else did we think was gonna happen in that finale. So long to one of the seasons of drag race of all time

I was gonna throw in “to all who celebrate” but everyone should celebrate

And you will never forget again

Oh it’s shrink wrapped to a t

Successfully brought my mini zz plant back from the brink of death and did such a good job that it even started to sprout a new stalk (it still needs repotting though). If beefy plant oomfie were still on here he'd be so proud of me 🥹

Happy Darlene Mitchell Crowning Day everyone 🙂‍↕️

Put your money where your pooper is. I expect to see a fight video on the skyline by the end of the workday

Cookie Run cancelled this weekend at LGS because of Magic release. That god forsaken watered down card game continues to take from us

Mamdani: If the NYC apartment you keep solely for bi-yearly affairs with your mistress costs over 5 million dollars, you gotta pay more tax

NYPD officer who’s been on disability since 2006 because he stomped too hard on a lady during an arrest and fucked up his ankle: This is a travesty