A gloved hand holding a stout fantasy dildo in a busy dildo-making studio. The dildo has a short, mushroomy phallic head, a rotund body with turtle shell-like texture bumps, and a narrow base that's not flared enough for safe anal use.

The same hand holding another short, girthy fantasy dildo. This one has snake like scales across its entire body. It has a flared, angled abstract head, a short shaft, and a flared base covered with the same smooth scale bumps.

Short and fat!

The Caylx (here in nebula purple & red oxide) and Baroba (here in rose gold, pearl violet & clear glitter shimmer) are both under 5 inches insertable, but around 2 inches in diameter.

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A gloved hand holding a stout fantasy dildo in a busy dildo-making studio. The dildo has a short, mushroomy phallic head, a rotund body with turtle shell-like texture bumps, and a narrow base that's not flared enough for safe anal use.

The same hand holding another short, girthy fantasy dildo. This one has snake like scales across its entire body. It has a flared, angled abstract head, a short shaft, and a flared base covered with the same smooth scale bumps.

Short and fat!

The Caylx (here in nebula purple & red oxide) and Baroba (here in rose gold, pearl violet & clear glitter shimmer) are both under 5 inches insertable, but around 2 inches in diameter.

uberrime.com/a/search/fantasy-dildos

A lineup of realistic dildos in fantasy colors, and one skin tone. There are models with and without foreskin, with varying sizes. They all have a traditional puck flared base.

We don't just do custom fantasy toys.

We also offer realistic dildos (single, dual, and even triple density) in your choice of 1-3 colors!

Browse our models here: https://uberrime.com/collections/realistic-dildos

A gloved hand holding a large dragon dildo up in a busy dildo-making studio. The dragon has a slanted, tapered head, a thick shaft detailed with scales and bumps, and a balls base with small decorative horns.

One of our favorite Arboris pours so far! A large Arboris in colorshift blue, crucible gold, and slushy blue.

The crucible gold didn't spread as much as a secondary color usually does, but it resulted in stripes!

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Three identical realistic dildos in different skin tones. They have a curved shaft, a defined head that's not too bulbous compared to the rest of the toy, and a suction cup base.

A close-up of a Divo laying on its side. This dildo was sculpted by SheVibe's sculptor, and has some similar texturing/aesthetic to the Maximus.

Three Divo dildos poured in fantasy colors.

A gloved hand holding a Divo.

The Divo medium, one of our most popular realistic models, is now available on a strong suction cup!

This ultra-realistic, matte textured toy is ready to be stuck to whatever flat, non-porous surface you have available. Might I suggest tile?

https://uberrime.com/collections/suction-cup-dildos

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I believe Refersion allows us other payment options, I will look into that this week and I'll get back to you if I've worked out a viable alternative!

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Good morning, Bluesky! Did you know we have an affiliate program?

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A white person's gloved hand holding a fantasy dildo in a busy dildo-making studio. The dildo has a tapered, curved shaft that's defined with asymmetrical ridges and bumps, ending in a ornate triangular flared base.

The same hand holding another fantasy dildo, this one more plug-like. It has a rounded head, an even more rotund body detailed with shell-like bumps, and a narrow flared base that's not anal safe.

While we mostly prioritize functionality in our designs, we still like to experiment with strange shapes!

The Xenogenesis Alien (sculpted by ExcelDDesigns) and Caylx (sculpted by Magic Phallic) are two such delightful weirdos!

https://uberrime.com/collections/alien-dildos

A realistic dildo with balls laying on its side. Its short shaft has vein detailing, and the head is enveloped with foreskin detailing.

A tentacle dildo laying on its side. It's thicker than a traditional tentacle, with a thumb-like tip, a curved shaft lined with flat round suckers, and a flared base.

A phallic abstract dildo with a prominent head with a second stimulating bump behind it, a smooth curved shaft, and a traditional flared puck base.

A dragon dildo laying on its side. It has a slanted, tapered head and a girthy shaft with scale-like texturing and bumps, as well as a balls flared base with small horn details.

Some handsome two color combos!

Amasio Uncut Realistic in uv pink and orangesicle; Akkoro Monster Tentacle in pearl white and glitter gold; Essential Model C in galaxy and pearl shift; and Arboris Dragon in mermaid blue and crucible red.

A white person's gloved hand holding up a werewolf fantasy dildo in a busy dildo-making studio. The dildo has a tapered phallic head, a straight shaft with an oblong knot halfway down, and a flared base with fur detailing.

The same hand holding the same dildo, but turned for a view of it in side profile. The knot looks much 'flatter' from this angle, indicating it's meant to be comfortably filling but not a difficult knot to take.

A pretty Lunaris in pearl white and pearl blue! This one is our large size, with its ovular knot maxing out at just over 2 inches in diameter.

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Platinum Silicone curing in Platinum Silicone dildo molds.

Matching Dildos! A dual density large Splendid, an Uberron, a Raiju, an Uberous, a Damn Alien, and an Aplus in Periwinkle, Slushy, and Vivid Pink as the accent color.

One of my favorite things is when someone orders matching toys. I audibly gasped when I pulled the first of the set.

Periwinkle, Slushy, and Vivid Pink for the win!

Be groovy,
Marco

An alien dildo shown at three angles. It has a broad, semi-phallic head, a curved shaft with two g-spotting bumps beneath the head, and a flared base with small soft horns.

One of our most popular models for customs, the Damn Alien, is also available as a ready-made!

Ready-Mades are premade toys, already inventory and ready to ship within 1-3 business days.

Find the DA in medium and large, in a vibrant blend of UV reactive colors: uberrime.com/collections/...

A white person's gloved hand holding up a vaginal plug in a busy dildo-making studio. The plug has a rounded semi-phallic head, an even rounder body, and a slim base that's too narrow for safe anal use.

The same hand holding another Sensi in a different part of the studio.

The sensational Sensi!

Available in 3 sizes, the Sensi is our flagship vaginal plug: a short, squishy insertable for clenching and kegels. Unlike a dildo, there's no thick base getting in the way!

https://uberrime.com/collections/vaginal-plugs

A suction cup dildo with a semi-phallic head and smooth shaft, with a bowtie sculpted onto the base. It's pictured in 3 color variations.

The suction cup bowtie dildo pictured from 3 angles to show the upward angle of its head and smooth shaft.

A semi-realistic dildo pictured from three angles. It has a realistic, helmet-esque head, a thick shaft, and smooth abstract balls. At the base, a bowtie is sculpted.

The bowtie dildo with balls, in three color variations.

And of course we put our spin on it too: EroticEffect's handsomely sculpted bowtie fitted onto 2 of our previously shelved models, a suction cup dildo & semi-realistic with balls.

Available as customs (your choice of firmness & 1-3 colors) & readymades (in candy neons) uberrime.com/collections/...

Two sizes of an ultra-smooth, phallic dildo design standing upright on flared bases. Its head is rounded but doesn't protrude from the shaft much. There's a classy bowtie sculpted into the base, highlighted in a brighter pigment.

The same dildo, laying down. Its head looks more bulbous from this angle. The bowtie at the base is still highlighted.

The Bowtie Dildo pictured from three angles. It's a bit top heavy but stands stable.

The Bowtie Dildo in three color variations.

We're excited to have EroticEffect's beloved Mr Bowtie Dildo design join our lineup as the Dapper Bowtie!

Spending recent weeks getting it ready to release has felt like exactly the right way to start 2026. Art from across the world, that we get to keep making/sharing. uberrime.com/collections/...

A fantasy dildo stock photo. The dildo is more abstract sculpture than phallic or monsterly; it has a tapered head, a shaft wrapped in sheet-like ripples and intricately sculpted chains, and a flared base. There's moon details etched throughout.

A phallic abstract dildo with a large rounded head, a thick curved shaft detailed with abstract vein ridges, and a traditional puck flared base.

A realistic dildo with a shovel-like head, a short curved shaft with skin and vein textures, and a traditional flared puck base.

An alien tentacle dildo. It's not tapered like a traditional tentacle; instead it has a flared spade-shaped head, a curved shaft with round sculpted suckers and ridges, and a flared base with ridges and nubs.

Here we have a Selene Moon Goddess in crucible red and vivid violet; a large Splendid Dual Density in true blue, silver, and uv pink; a Primo Realistic in rose gold and glitter gold; and a Xenophora Alien Tentacle in crimson shift!

Haha, thank you!

You're too kind 💜

I've been a long-time fan and promoter of @uberrimedildos.bsky.social, back when it was a one-man operation. If you want a premium object to stick "somewhere," go check them out. They've got everything to suit you.

If you've been *eyeing* our spudtacular April Fools dildo, there's 1 day left to acquire your own. Don't spud it off until it's too latke!

A lineup of realistic dildos in fantasy colors, and one skin tone. There are models with and without foreskin, with varying sizes. They all have a traditional puck flared base.

We don't just do custom fantasy toys.

We also offer realistic dildos (single, dual, and even triple density) in your choice of 1-3 colors!

Browse our models here: https://uberrime.com/collections/realistic-dildos

A gloved hand holding a mecha fantasy dildo in a busy dildo-making studio. The toy is angular in design, with a tapered tip, a long shaft lined with boxy robotic ridges, and a tapering lower shaft that flares base out into an angular flared base.

We don't see the Vivaes Mecha Dildo nearly often enough!

This striking pour is in iron and red velvet.

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A gloved hand holding a fantasy dildo in a busy dildo-making studio. The toy has an almost tongue-like tapered shaft with thick ridges, and a flared base decorated with soft smooth horns and bumps.

The same hand holding another fantasy dildo. This one is more phallic, with a tapered head, a super smooth undulated shaft, and a flared balls-like base.

Shifty pigments can add some real pizzazz! Shown here with two of our slimmer fantasy models, although pictures don't really do shift pigments justice.

Machina pictured in jade shift, and SynJav in galaxy shift and azure shift.

https://uberrime.com/collections/fantasy-dildos

photo of a new in bag fantasy dildo by Uberrime, with a SWAID sticker on the front. This is a raffle prize for the SWAID clothing swap on April 25th in Las Vegas

photo of a new in bag silicone dildo by Uberrime, which will be raffled off at the SWAID clothing swap in Las Vegas, NV on April 25th. It is a free event for sex workers only

thank you to @uberrimedildos.bsky.social for sending us some beautiful toys to raffle off at our clothing swap in Las Vegas on April 25th!

Who will we see there? 👀

RSVP at swaidvegas.org/swap

A gloved hand holding a fantasy dildo in a busy dildo-making studio. The toy has an almost tongue-like tapered shaft with thick ridges, and a flared base decorated with soft smooth horns and bumps.

The same hand holding another fantasy dildo. This one is more phallic, with a tapered head, a super smooth undulated shaft, and a flared balls-like base.

Shifty pigments can add some real pizzazz! Shown here with two of our slimmer fantasy models, although pictures don't really do shift pigments justice.

Machina pictured in jade shift, and SynJav in galaxy shift and azure shift.

https://uberrime.com/collections/fantasy-dildos

A gloved hand holding a small dildo in a busy dildo-making studio. It's a Minima 4, which is shaped like anal beads on a straight shaft with a flared base.

The same hand holding an equally small dildo, the Minima 2 which is straight with a snubbed head, with a smooth spiral ridging down the side.

Minima are our set of "finger-sized" dildos (although in truth they're just a bit thicker!)

We offer them as a set of single-color toys, but you can also order them individually with 1-3 colors.

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A gloved hand holding a small dildo in a busy dildo-making studio. It's a Minima 4, which is shaped like anal beads on a straight shaft with a flared base.

The same hand holding an equally small dildo, the Minima 2 which is straight with a snubbed head, with a smooth spiral ridging down the side.

Minima are our set of "finger-sized" dildos (although in truth they're just a bit thicker!)

We offer them as a set of single-color toys, but you can also order them individually with 1-3 colors.

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An abstract fantasy dildo with a tapered tip at an angle, a curved shaft, and a flared base with decorative swoops. The toy is lined from tip to base with thick, ropey ridges.

A realistic dildo with a rounded head, a curved shaft with matte texturing and skin details, and a traditional flared puck base.

A dragon tongue themed fantasy dildo with a tapered tip and a gradually widening shaft, smoothly bumped with undulating ridges, and a minimally flared base.

A fantasy vag plug with a dome-shaped head, a squat shaft with shell-like texturing bumps, and a minimal base that isn't flared enough for anal use.

Some pretty pours from the archives:

The Architect in red and iron; Maxime Matte Realistic in shift purple, shift blue, vivid pink; Veris Dragon Tongue in shift blue, glitter gold, and lemon pop; and Caylx shift blue, luster black, and iron.

A short tentacle dildo posed beside a soda can for scale. It's an unusual design, with a rounded tip, a shaft that thickens out about halfway down into a faux knot, and a flared rounded base. There's suckers down the front of the toy and also the base.

The same tentacle dildo pictured from the side for a better perspective of the swoop-shaped faux knot.

The Fukutako Tentacle, pictured here in uv blue, uv green, and uv pink.

This stubby tentacle dildo has smooth, nubby suckers and an asymmetrical shaft! Definitely one of our funkier tentacles 😎

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