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TEXT: ONE BOSTON DAY 4.15 IMAGE: Photo of David Ortiz from 2013 shows him with his fist in the air, speaking into a microphone just in front of the mound at Fenway Park. The American flag is draped over the Monster and Ortiz wears a white uniform that reads “Boston” across the chest.

Today we honor & celebrate the strength of our city. 💛💙

The Swan Boats are back in Boston.

🤍

Aerin. Freaking. Frankel.

Battle of the brick walls 👀

Ann-Renée Desbiens and Aerin Frankel match each other with a record 17 wins and 7 shutouts on the season!

Boston falls to Montréal 1-0.

Until next time, TD

Frankel MVP!

Fleet starting lineup for April 11.

Saturday night starters! 💪

Boston Fleet x Scotiabank

The four humans who have traveled the furthest from Earth. (Via NASA.)

Go Boston!

Shipped off to Boston.

Boston Fleet projected lineup for April 7.

Tuesday night Takeover 💪

Puck drops at 9:30 PM ET.

25th amendment. Impeachment. I will support any avenue to remove Donald Trump from office. We cannot leave this man in charge of America’s nuclear weapons as he threatens to end an entire civilization. And Congress must not fund this reckless administration.

Boston Fleet clinch a playoff spot.

CLINCHED.

Prohibits law enforcement from inquiring about immigration status unless the inquiry is directly material to a specific criminal offense Bars the use of local resources for civil immigration enforcement Limits the sharing of nonpublic information and advance release notifications by banning the *initiation* of contact with ICE Prohibits state and local law enforcement from executing, renewing, or materially expanding a 287(g) memorandum of agreement, i.e., an agreement to deputize officials as ICE agents Limits civil arrests in courthouses by requiring a judicial warrant or order, and a review by a judicial official Requires that employers provide written notice to employees within 48 hours of receiving a federal immigration inspection notice, such as an I-9 audit Strengthens protections for individuals in ICE detention (i.e., requiring notice of legal rights in a person’s primary language at intake, guaranteeing confidential attorney-client communication, mandating the timely tracking of custody status and transfers with notice to counsel and designated contacts; providing interpretation services for key interactions and ensure access to court proceedings) Reforms the certification process for victims of crime and human trafficking to remove roadblocks to securing a U/T visa Authorizes the Governor to restrict civil immigration enforcement in nonpublic areas of state facilities, and requires multilingual guidance for agencies, private entities, law enforcement, and the public

Yesterday, the House voted 134 to 21 for the PROTECT Act, which restricts communication and collaboration between state and local law enforcement and ICE and expands protections for our immigrant communities.

TY to the 134 who voted yes!

#mapoli

www.progressivemass.com/ma-house-pas...

OpenAI pulls the plug on Sora, the viral AI video app that sparked deepfake concerns OpenAI is shutting down its social media app Sora, which went viral last fall as a place to share short-form videos generated by artificial intelligence but also raised alarms in Hollywood and elsewhere.

OpenAI is shutting down its social media app Sora, which went viral last fall as a place to share short-form videos generated by artificial intelligence but also raised alarms in Hollywood and elsewhere.

Also Aerin Frankel "the green monsta," is the MVP hands down. The @bostonfleet.com play a reckless style, defensive players crashing down to pressure in the offensive end. Frankel faces so many shots each game and she has the most shutouts in league history and is one win away from the record #PWHL

PWHL: Vancouver Goldeneyes at Boston Fleet - March 24, 2026 YouTube video by The PWHL

If you're into hockey this Vancouver Goldeneyes vs @bostonfleet.com game has been fantastic @thepwhl.com #PWHL I'll admit as a Black kid I was never introduced to hockey until a friend in college got me into it. So if you're not into hockey let me be the friend that gets you started with this game

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In less than three years, we’ve gone from a concept to sold-out arenas with a fan culture that’s unlike anything else in sports (thank you to all our fans from around the world!) We’re proud of the progress... and we're just getting started!

Aerin Frankel during pregame.

Blessing your Monday morning scroll with this:

Aerin Frankel now has FIVE shutouts under the belt this season…….🐐

CONAN: “For the first time since 2012 no British people are nominated for Best actor or best Actress… a British spokesperson commented, ‘Yeah, well, at least we arrest our pedophiles.’" #Oscars

amazing game!

Boston Fleet comeback with a 4-3 overtime win against the Montréal Victoire.

It's not how you start, it's how you finish 😎

Fleet and Victoire heading into overtime.

WE'RE GOING TO OVERTIME.

🚨: Gabel
🚨🚨: Keller
🚨🚨🚨: Tapani

Boston Fleet starting lineup for 3/15.

Sunday starters! 💪

Boston Fleet x Scotiabank

The Massachusetts Department of Correction has been fighting me for months, trying to withhold data about its collaboration with ICE.

Yesterday, I won that fight, and obtained records showing that the state has transferred more than 2,000 people into ICE custody since 2009.

A quick thread:

Ella Huber gets us started!

BOS: 1 | NY: 0

Let me be clear: I’m glad Kristi Noem was fired. But we still have to abolish ICE.