RFK, Jr.: "It's amazing how quickly the flu spreads in crowded classrooms. It's a total mystery. No one knows why."
PETE HEGSETH: "It's a well known fact that the flue *can't* spread in a crowded submarine. Jesus said that. Or did I read it on the bottom of a beer bottle cap? Another mystery, man!"
Can confirm…
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Thank you 🇨🇦
Tech CEOs like to argue that AI will disrupt entry level jobs that involve research & analysis.
Interestingly enough they don’t say this about tech jobs despite this being where AI seems to have found better product market fit than in displacing junior lawyers and financial analysts.
I wonder why?
The hungry red panda at the Prospect Park Zoo? Adorable.
The HungryPanda delivery app scamming small businesses? Not adorable. So they will be paying $580,000 back.
We'll keep pursuing companies that take advantage of New Yorkers, and we'll keep asking if we can pet a red panda just for a second.
A McDonald’s where the sign has been reduced to McDo.
There is no McTry.
image from inside Artemis II text: i need more men to understand that two men crying and hugging in space after one of them announced they were naming a moon crater after the other one's late wife is actually what peak masculinity looks like.
It’s honestly hilarious that this guy thinks he’ll ever be president. He’s like if Mitt Romney and Ron DeSantis had a wildly unlikable baby who was raised by Sean Hannity and a gallon of white paint.
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I couldn't breathe because I was laughing so hard. That bird's an asshole! 😂😂😂😂😂
Best with volume up.
Plus or minus 2 weeks
Clements hits, runs and steals a base. He can do everything. 😊 #BlueJays
Revenge is a dish best (soft) served cold.
There are a lot of countries that allow birthright citizenship, but there is only one stupid enough to make you president.
"The way some of these other immigrants are getting treated in our country right now is a travesty and a disgrace... I think what’s going on in our country — what we’re doing to some of these amazing immigrants, is really unfortunate and it’s really sad." - Charles Barkley on CBS
Goose
And we have the perfect delivery system 🇨🇦
This is the funniest, and I’m in tears ðŸ˜
I flew in and out of Laguadia from Toronto last week for work. I can't imagine doing that again with a sizable ice presence.
Landed in Canberra to meet with Prime Minister @albomp.bsky.social.
This is the first bilateral visit by a Canadian PM to Australia in two decades. In a more uncertain world, we turn to our long-standing partners who share our values and our ambition to build.
Capture d'écran d'un article sur le site web de Noovo Info. Le titre se lit comme suit : Trois hôpitaux montréalais figurent dans le classement des meilleurs au monde, selon Newsweek.
Heureux de voir nos travailleurs de la santé et nos hôpitaux obtenir la reconnaissance qu'ils méritent.
Nous protégeons et améliorons notre système de santé, notamment en construisant de nouvelles installations et en apportant le soutien nécessaire à ses professionnels.
Screenshot of an article on the CTV News website. The headline reads: This Toronto hospital was just ranked second-best in the world by Newsweek.
Good to see our health care workers and hospitals get the recognition they deserve.
As we protect Canada’s world-class health care system, we’re also determined to make it better —  by building new facilities and ensuring our health professionals have the support they need.
Yes...more knitted turtlenecks!
(1,3) Please stop what you are doing and listen to this letter. Tomorrow will be 8 years since Jaime was murdered in the Parkland shooting. Our life over the past 8 years has been defined by moving forward from loss and also honoring Jaime and her voice. My wife
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Me neither 😂
Thank you Bad Bunny for taking the California stage and using your voice at Super Bowl LX. A beautiful moment!
Together, we are America.
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