bluesky exclusive photo of Ollie

I’m happy to report

standing up when the priest at my cousin’s wedding asks if anyone objects the marriage for social media clout (2 likes)

women dont like when you talk about the blister on your foot, I guess you learn something new every day

Why should I start packing my stuff for my cousin’s wedding when I can just do this instead

I’m going to learn the stock market and become more powerful than you can ever imagine

when I’m walking around with a booger in my nose looking for a tissue that’s the real me

gonna start a hoax pretty soon

I’m a proud latchkey dad

My grandpa just bought an IPhone 14 for $30 from some random website, he’s not leaving me any inheritance

I really liked the Simpsons until they got a little too far-fetched…😕

I’ve been expecting you

I’ve seen things you can’t even comprehend

no she should understand

Mom smiling at me sayin “damn we makin it out the hood with this one fa sho” while I spin around really fast

bathroom

my brother said he sat on his debit card and it snapped in half, Homer Simpson moment

my cousin keeps recommending a finance podcast to listen to, dawg I’m gonna end you

I’m gonna corner the market and become bluesky’s foremost bionicle influencer