I always thought troop "readiness" was a big thing for the US military.

Is that Zorro holding the bible?

Oh-oh, thanks to you there will be one more big snow storm within a few days.

Where’s Bowerick Wowbagger the Infinitely Prolonged when I need him?

I’m struggling with a thought exercise; I find myself within earshot of Donald Trump & must hurl an insult at him, something that would really hurt his feelings. What would that insult be? I’d only have a few secs so it’d have to be short. I’m drawing a complete blank. Can anyone help me out?

Chantal is definitely the GOAT. Also I’m afraid of her.

Mr President sir, you may not know this but modern medicine has discovered a cure for syphilis. There is no need for you to suffer in silence.

Our "fentanyl czar" was frequently on the news mispronouncing the word "fentanyl".

I realize this is a very petty grievance given the current on-going collapse of democracy in America, but please note the spelling at the end of the word “fentanyl.” It is “fentanyl” and not “fentanol.” This compound is not an alcohol. There, now I can die in peace.

You look rugged. Yet sensitive....

I'm "liking" this, but under protest.

If there is ever a "final accounting", you will have some 'splaining to do about your jokes! 😜

It saddens me to think that the US constitution, as glorious and imperfect as it is, could never be conceived or written, and certainly not ratified by the quality of citizens we have living in America today.