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I heard governor Ivey wants to send a man to the sun!
" Why do something with one click, when we can make it two! "
What will Trump do next week to distract from Epstein?
Start a war?
Bomb a small country?
Arrest a top Democrat?
Prince.
Story time
but but but what about Hillary's laptop!
" the tape "
But now the average American just cannot afford to bribe, oops I mean Lobby congress anymore. large corporations outbid us every time.
" We hates sience! "
Plan:
Split the political parties.
Sell out the new party at the last minute,
Elect JD Vance.
Found a picture of the new Trump phone.
Only $499.