But at least Mother’s Day flowers are ordered for delivery in two weeks! 😂

God almighty… I am forgetful AF today…

Forgot my pre workout & creatine before the gym this morning.
Forgot to pregame with Tylenol & Advil before my laser hair removal this morning.

Fuck man, what else am I forgetting? 🥴🙃

We ALL winning rn!! 🙌🏼

LOL!! Temp dropped 30-some degrees overnight and I absolutely did NOT bring a jacket.

I think I parked close-ish? So I don’t have to walk tooooo far? 🤣🤣

Lol it’s prettyyyyy quiet at Citizen Bank Park 😂 #GoCubsGo

Lol I’m sitting in a weird pretzel position. K walks out of the bedroom, “Yeah, you’re hyper-mobile” 😂

I genuinely don’t understand how some girls workout with their hair down. Bc I could never

your body is yours and yours alone to decide what to do with. be that transitioning in any scale, abortion, pregnancy, tattoos, piercings, baptisms, you name it. no god, government, or individual gets to decide otherwise. as long as you and those around you are safe you are right and you are loved

Hot take: if you will not accept or support your child if they become a part of the LGBTQ+ community, maybe don’t have children. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

And society wonders why millennials cut their parents off/out of their lives…. 😒

Lolz, the fact that you don’t acknowledge any of my posts with K in it? Or that you haven’t said congrats—at all, including now?

Nooooo dad, I had no fucking clue where you stood. 🙃

Today is my dad’s birthday, so I called him before work.

Hindsight: terrible, terrible plan

He said, “I just need to get this out in the open, but if that’s who you want to be with, that’s fine. But I’m not real pleased with it, which I’m sure you’ve figured out.”

Mom came home from vacation yesterday. So today she 1. Asked me why I walk like each foot is 175 pounds. And 2. Why I felt the need to walk around the house in shoes—bc she mopped and vacuumed before she left. 🙃

I am so mad. Work called K in at 1500 bc two SANE cases walked in. That was FOUR hours before our shift start… 😭😭

Packed two energy drinks bc tonight I’m gonna die. And I’m already a salty, grumpy bear… 🫠

25/100 ✅

20/100 ✅ Nov 29, 2025

15/100 ✅ Nov 13, 2025

10/100 ✅ Oct 3, 2925

5/100 ✅ Sept 14, 2025

This part:

“Republican presidents, launching wars, never fail to pledge their friendship to the people they are bombing.” @lawrenceodonnell.bsky.social

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Then in the early 2000s it was vanilla and brown sugar

it was the late 1900’s and every girl wanted to smell like cucumbers and melons…

*sends an email from my work email to my personal email*

15 seconds later my watch buzzes

Me, thinking to myself, “Oooo I wonder who/what that is?”

🤡🙃🫣🤣🤣

Lol K and I couldn’t be bothered to plan a wedding. We are going to D*sney again in October 🤣🤣

Dear god. Today has been an expensive day.
Flea meds x3 months for the boys
D*sney Store purchase
Taxes done for K
And I have to go to Walmart later for meal prepping 😅🥲

0/14 contaminations in Dec 2025
But, 1/25 in January 2026..

Lolz, I’m getting a nasty-gram email next week 🙃🙃

Going to bed at 1930 bc I’ve been up for 20 hours for no good reason. 🫣

😂😂 I am never going to financially recover from my 30s.

May have to push back the abdominoplasty surgery even more now lol

Lol I just realized that 2028 is gonna be an expensive year potentially 😂

I hope to make it to LA for the Olympics. 🤞🏼🤞🏼
And we’re thinking either Hawaii or D*sneyland Paris for birthdays