The thing I love most about John Singer Sargent besides every one of his paintings, is that his name sounds like a Beatles cover band

There is a convent at the end of the street where I live. The Sisters are at the top of the list of groups I'm striking an alliance with when the end times come

Can one of you #Socialists point me towards one of those capitalists looking to exploit workers? I need cash, man

I have no idea what is going on but that fella's giving me big "Sir, this is a Wendy's" energy

This is a freebie for #BigFridge -- a dispenser on the outside of your fridge that dispenses freshly shredded pork shoulder

Large Language Models were the "sourdough bread making pandemic hobby" of the tech giants and we are all watching live as their metaphorical "baked goods booth in the arts district" realizes they don't have a "lease exit clause"

Well, I'm sure the Melania Movie will pay for it. LOL

"You sound like an AI."

Absolutely, my friend. Please don't get mad at me, though— they trained them on someone!

You're welcome! All serious, the composition of this shot is great. The gills feel almost like bone-china Art Nouveau accents on some craggy alien landscape. Really, really well shot and developed

Those are some nice mushrooms.

We are the disease

Watch out for the Dire Squirrels everyone in #CoventryVillage

Which practical skill did you put on hold to manufacture this win against a hypothetical person?

JFC people. We aren't saying Tourettes
makes that word okay. The fact that it was the worst possible moment to yell that specific word is exactly WHY the coprolalia latched onto it

This is all I saw and not seeing anything else I think that means you were right.

a close up of a man wearing a white lab coat and smiling . ALT: a close up of a man wearing a white lab coat and smiling .

As someone who's turning 50 and is still a bit of a romantic -- I just thought I'd put this out there:

Couple's Colonoscopy

Senate Democrats need to replace Chuck Schumer with, I don't know, a children's book? At least it has a spine

There were about 10-15 years where "Methuselah" meant an actual child

Remember! You can't spell Wambsganss with out BS SS!

Hey! Is that what we're doing now? Double dashes? It's so hard to give up the Em Dash -- this just might work.

*puts pipe in his mouth and stares into the crackling fire in the lobby*
I was once the Baron of Crazytown, you know. Imagine, ~electing~ a.. a mayor. The audacity!

Hear me out: If we're gonna ignore D&D Edition release dates in Stranger Things Season 5, then we all have to admit that Will is not a sorcerer.

He's a Warlock: His magical power comes from an otherworldly being and, in exchange, it makes him an unwilling spy.

Here me out:

CRISPR the pink shrimp with a glowing gene from like lightning bugs or whatever (I'm into etymology not entomology) then feed THOSE to the Flamingos

Eh? Eh? Glow in the dark flamingos.

That's a freebie, folks, I'm chock full of this stuff

I really want to add to the din of anti Trump rhetoric

No "but," end of thought

Fun Fact: Independence days are one of England's primary exports

Happy #RepublicDay everyone in India! I hope yours is filled with peace and good furtune

1001 Arabian Nights, night 476:

I know there's always at least three cameras pointed at me at all times cause they say a camera adds 20 lbs and I've definitely got an extra 60 or so.

Today's Rhetorical Question:
Did or did not Mr. Duplicity actually forget about her?

Mark my words: ICE will pop another citizen THIS WEEK. The Second Trump Riots will happen before Spring.

Guy was in no more danger than a Whole Foods parking lot and shot her in the face three times