👂LISTENING🎧 and 📚LEARNING✏️

Me: If I became the one in charge of 📺TV WORLD🌎, I would NEVER harm my minions!

(5 years later)

Highly throwable Pippins: Hoohoohee!

Me: Hmmm

It’s Goofy…! From 🍔MCDONALD’S🍟!

Clean the house NOW! NOW NOW, PEOPLE! I want this place looking like Disney On Ice in ONE MINUTE.

Me: If I became the one in charge of 📺TV WORLD🌎, I would NEVER harm my minions!

(5 years later)

Highly throwable Pippins: Hoohoohee!

Me: Hmmm

👂LISTENING🎧 and 📚LEARNING✏️

( birdie… nuzzling his cheek against her head. )

You’re so ☁️FLUFFY🐩! Do you get puffed up in the cold?

Nothing to be done. Well, there’s other studios!

Spammy!!!! 😊🌸

( picking her up and twirling her around and hugging her like a plushie and petting her head )

We decided not to move forward with you at this position because a ☄️METEOR💫 has hit our studio, and destroyed our whole shit 🐘BIG MODE📈! We hope your job search goes well!

🎤PLUEY🐈‍⬛… we gotta save this dog gone TV WORLD.

( biiiiig dumb smile )

( his screen turns on to a video of cute puppies running in a field )

Hiiiii ^3

TURN ON THE TV!!!!!!!!!!! IT DOESN’T MATTER WHAT CHANNEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Of course, Spammy!!!

Nnnnooo… um, nice try!

( rubbing his cheek against hers! fuzzy… )

Who’s that with the post? The one I love the most! My 🌹FUNNY LITTLE MAILWOMAN💌!

What the HECK is THAT?!?!?

My funny little mailwoman! 🌸

#MyFunnyLittleMailman ^)

I’M not taking 💉DRUGS❄️. I’m not taking 💉DRUGS❄️. Isn’t that fantastic? That I have a 💉DRUG❄️ like energy without taking 💉DRUGS❄️? It’s like, you need dr— you need 🍸ALCOHOL🥃 to talk with women? Well, if you wouldn’t need 🍸ALCOHOL🥃 to talk with women, that’s a compliment, right? You’re so 1️⃣CONFIDENT✨!

I’m serious, guys, I’m not minting any more POINTs tonight, inflation is really bad already…

(3 drinks in) Hey, I think I seriously 🌹LOVE💞 you guys. You know what? A shiny new 🪙GOLD COIN💰 for everyone in this studio tonight!

We’ll improve your balance in ❌NO TIME🕑! That’s okay!

What? Noooo. No!!!

.
Well
Yes, but that just means there’s room for improvement! That’s a GOOD thing!

Hehehe! My mailman!

( picking her up under the arms like a cat )

The 💌LOVELIEST🌹!

( reaching for a magnet behind his back )

You don’t like the poses…?

// no same. i actually suckkkkk at writing fics it comes much easier to me to write collaboratively

// it’s mostly spamtenna sorry . i read ONE ☝️ good polymikes/onesided battenna oneshot once im sure theres more out there i just don’t usually seek them out