This is an actual offer from KFC.

It'll happen. The DA sound is just a lot easier for babies to make.

Ugh... as is living with grief wasn't bad enough, now I have the added stress of trying to sell our old townhouse. And it seems like no one wants a place with just one bathroom.

I'm long overdue for some good news.

When the chorus to Crawling by Linkin Park hits

Seriously, how did I ever get laid before I grew a beard?

This was my April Fools joke on my wife.

She hates it.

New face, who dis?

90s family sitcom character: (Has one beer)

Their friends and family:

Thanks, Donnie.

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I wouldn't be so mad if they'd just admit their fault and fixed it, because hey, mistakes happen. But you wanna act like this isn't a problem you caused and charge me another $1200 for YOUR mistake?

Mind you, the engine started just fine when I brought it in. So now they want to act like it isn't their fault. Bullshit. I've complained to their corporate office.

Ugh, so pissed. I took my car to a Forestone shop last week to fix a few things. I got it back and everything seemed fine. The next day, it wouldn't start. One of the things they did was clean the fuel injection system. Now they say the fuel pump is the issue, and they wanna charge me $1200 for it.

NEW! From the makers of Combos stuffed with battery acid and Dunkaroos with curdled milk for dipping, it's...

Hey, we need another $200 billion for this war that we already won!

She would've been 6 months old today.

I was so excited to become a girl dad.

Now all I can do is wonder what could've been.

I've never had a tattoo in my life. So if I'm gonna do one at age 41, it'd have to be something very special. And I can't think of anything more special than this.

Now even when I get old and lose my memory, I'll always have to to remember Penelope. It's all for you, Sweet Pea.

Uh oh, I hear rotator cuff surgery causes autism!

I swear, as soon as I have the funds, I'm getting an EV, and it's not gonna be a goddamn Tesla.

Remember those stickers of Biden pointing at gas prices saying "I DID THAT!"? You'd think the same people who put those up would be putting stickers like that of Trump up now, wouldn't you?

There's a church nearby with an electronic sign that cycles through messages. Recently, one of it's messages was "Love the immigrant." Great! Today, right after it said "Love the immigrant" it followed it up with "Love the ICE agent too."

Are you mother fucking kidding me?

Next week, I'll be getting a tattoo to honor and remember Penelope. It'll by my first tattoo ever.

Three months without her now. Not a day goes by that I dont think about you, Sweet Pea. I'll never stop missing you.

I need to investigate if this is real. Toppers is right here in Rochester. (And it's darn good pizza, too!)

Didn't know VPN stood for Very Provocative Nerd ;)

You're so right about that. *hugs*

Different circumstances, but i know exactly what you mean. The grief never goes away. You just learn how to live with it. And I'm still learning.

And that, kids, is how natural selection works.

It's my birthday, but I'm still not in a celebratory mood.

Besides, I'm 41 today. Who celebrates their 41st birthday?

My son was such a good big brother to Penelope. This was his first time meeting her.

I miss that little girl more than words can say.

So now that I've lost a daughter, I totally get Joel from The Last of Us. Fuck the Fireflies.