Like, am I okay? Is something wrong with me? Is this a terrible, terrible omen of some sort?

Chat, you’re not gonna believe what happened to me again today 😭😭

The world moves agonizingly slow when you are uncaffeinated

I forgot my coffee at home 😭

It was so beautiful. Marriage is beautiful.

I spotted friends of mine across the aisle. They’ve been married 10+ years, I sang at their wedding. The look on the husband’s face as he gazed at his wife over the heads of their 4 children was the very same look he gave her as she walked down the aisle so many years ago.

I went to a wedding today, and during the homily, the priest had all the married couples turn to each other and say lovely mushy things. As a single person, all I could do is sit there and try not to feel so awkward, but it was so sweet to look around at all the married couples.

This is a dance-off. If you see this, repost with a dance.

This beer came in a mix pack and it is delicious and I just looked and it is 8% abv and weeeeeee

I went grocery shopping but I’m running out of fridge space, so I have to drink the last of my beer.

It’s the only way.

Brokensky

I hope you can get a nap soon, and that everything is better when you wake up 💜🙏🏼

I am all by myself at the office, everyone else is at a conference. I gave the interns the day off. How shall I bask in the glory of my own little kingdom today?

Nooooooo

Does anyone ever have their life together for at least a little while? It feels like you pick up a few pieces of life & put them back together, but then a few more pieces fall out, so you get those settled, and it just keeps going.

I do not like this Humpty Dumpty game of life.

Kevin now I have the song Turkey in the Straw stuck in my head, so thanks for that

That’s it. That’s all you get. Use your imagination!

I ate part of a Kleenex today.

That was pretty painless, took me less than an hour. And I’m getting money back 🙌🏼

Sad

When I was in grade school, we did a Nativity play around Christmas. One of the songs we did was more of a chant, and the main part went: “Taxes! Taxes! All they want are taxes!”

Anyway, guess what I’m doing tonight.

If you end up getting blown away by a twister, do you think you’ll end up in the land of Oz, but it’ll be black and white?

If you misuse slang in front of youths and then sarcastically ask if you said it right, they just laugh and have no idea that you have trouble speaking their language. Works 74% of the time, every time.

I always recommend The Moth. It’s kind of like poetry slams, except they’re Story Slams, people who get up in front of a live audience and tell a real story from their life. Each episode usually has a theme, and the stories can be funny, emotional, dramatic, but always entertaining!

I’m so sorry I missed this haha

I’m doing a reread of Anne of Green Gables, and it is such a delight! I’m having the best time, it’s still so good

Oh yeah….. taxes

Walking to work and there was a couple walking ahead of me parting ways. The guy blew her a kiss and yelled “LOVE YOU” while she was walking away. It was v cute 🥰

Accompanied by watching Seven Brides for Seven Brothers in hopes that a man will come a-knockin to sample my home cooking and marry me on the spot.

…….Orrrr get kidnapped by his brothers in the middle of the night and whisked away to a cabin in the mountains. I’m not picky!