Yup

We truly missed out on some fine entertainment. At least we still have Tom

Here are some that might be worth checking out: Christ Church Albermarle, All Saints Concord, Waxhaw UMC, St Paul’s Episcopal Monroe. I hope one is a great fit for you!

I feel you. Lemme reach out to some of my clergy sisters

Where in NC? These clergy sisters and churches exist. We can use the UMC connexion to find one near you (PM if you want to keep your personal info private)

I went down a rabbit hole during the Bills-Ravens game. I would have totally believed it if someone said that the yard lines were heated

If it makes you feel better, there are five NFL stadiums that have heated fields: the Steelers, Chiefs, Packers, Eagles and Broncos (but, they're used to thaw the field not melt snow on yard lines)