Trampled to death by a horse called Pivot to Video

Quicksand swallows man at Michigan beach near harbor dredging Romance blossoms after Leland beach date takes a dramatic turn.

See? SEE? All those years worrying about quicksand and spontaneous human combustion and oxbow lakes and it’s all TRUE.

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Look at that second beer name. Nice

UFC fans unsatisfied as Endeavor execs are showered in cash The take-private deal transforms TKO's owner into WME Group as angry fans are primed to mutiny if they ever figure out where their money goes

No one seems to be connecting the dots between UFC's quality collapse and where the money goes. This piece tries to remedy that. www.themmadraw.com/p/ufc-fans-u...

Just like tech sector, the UFC is in its Minimum Viable Product phase and is making absurd profits.

Such anguishes and despairs Why you shouldn't kill yourself in February, the worst but also shortest month of the year.

If you haven’t subscribed to @benfowlkes.bsky.social Substack “The Fighting Life,” do it now. He’s brilliant and one of the very few voices in the MMA community (and the United States, honestly) who continues to hold space for nuance and hope. open.substack.com/pub/thefight...

Odds of me staying awake for #UFC312 tonight:

Early prelims (6:30 p.m. ET): -500

Regular prelims (8 p.m. ET): -200

Main card (10 p.m. ET): +300

Main event (12:15 a.m. ET): +1400

Disney+ email. I don't have Disney+, but maybe ESPN+ is looped in

Yo. That's not how words work

I've been following some new campus newspapers over the past few months. Highly recommend

UFC 311 leaves serious questions unanswered about injuries & fight odds An extraordinary UFC event at the Intuit Dome raises some eyebrows.

Anyone who bet money on UFC 311 should read this piece by Zach Arnold. There was a lot of weirdness around the odds. www.themmadraw.com/p/ufc-311-le...

Are politicians buying phone numbers/mailing lists off of the dark web or something?

For the life of me, I can't figure out why I'm STILL getting daily fundraising emails – from people I'd never support.

No, Rudy Giuliani, I'm not interested in doing you a solid.

Dammit, I recently learned the Ooni pizza oven also makes some killer steaks.

I'll never financially recover from this development.

Me in 2005: I'm an MMA fan, but the sport isn't what you think it is.

Me in 2025: MMA is exactly what you think it is.

Snow, ice, rain & slush here in central Virginia today

Anyone speak Floridian? Need a translation:

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"His wife and 4 kids are here tonight..."

Every longtime MMA fan:

a man with a ring on his finger is clapping ALT: a man with a ring on his finger is clapping

Piera Rodriguez to your parlays:

Not sure I'll get to watch much of #UFCTampa as a live viewer.

But I did jinx the card by betting a round-robin of DNGTDs.

So enjoy your 41 full rounds of action tonight, fight fans.

The Baseball HOF just got a whole lot cooler

After 4 glorious years, my beloved pizza oven finally ascended to the pizzeria in the sky.

But Ooni (great company) hooked me up with a brand new Ooni Koda 16 as a replacement, so the pies can keep coming.

Here's pizza No. 1 in the new oven:

A [FAKE] tweet from South Korea's soon-to-be-ex-President Yoon Su, reading "The haters said we couldn't do it. And they were correct. Honestly great call from the haters"

Wife: Let’s call my parents.

Me: Sure

Wife: It’s been too long.

Father-in-law (immediately after picking up phone): WE HAD FROZEN POPCORN TODAY!

On a scale of 1-10, how amped are you for #UFC310 on Saturday with Pantoja vs. Asakura, Rakhmonov vs. Garry & Gane vs. Volkov?

I'm probably at a 7. I'm big on Rakhmonov, and the vet-filled prelims give the card a boost for me personally.

I need one for my collection. What do you want in return?

A lot of the fun has been sucked out of the sport, but I love going back to that era when I little dose of nostalgia.

UFC, EliteXC, Strikeforce, Affliction, IFL, AX TV Fights, the PRIDE zombies – we had it all.

call me Jake Paul the way I’m about to be fighting old men this thanksgiving

Been digging into the history of MMA/UFC trading cards. "Vintage" UFC is basically the 2009 Topps set.

And it's making me feel old.

Sifting through those cards, I realize I was cageside for many of the fights.

It's like seeing yourself in the background of a Mantle rookie card.

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Can't believe I'm here for the UFC Macau main card.

No way I was gonna be up for prelims. But main card? I'm pretty proud of myself.

every boxing movie is basically about this transformation