Absolutely agree. I don't see him winning the Dem primary in '28 (22% approval among registered Dems in PA), but my guess is that he'll switch parties before his reelection campaign, so he can run as an incumbent Republican (73% approval among registered Reps in PA). Approval nos. from Quinnipiac.
They've probably already built it and lied to him that his consciousness would carry on on in the "Donaldic AI"
Even the "experts" (Witkoff and Kushner) failed to understand what they were negotiating with Iran before Trump started his war:
www.armscontrol.org/blog/2026-03...
Or bake them in a bath in salty Campbell’s Cream of Mushroom. With French’s crispy fried onions on top.
Or bake them in a bath in salty Campbell’s Cream of Mushroom. With French’s crispy fried onions on top.
Love the new view modes at xkcd
All of them acting like saying things on Fox News isn’t direct lobbying of the “I saw it in The Fox News” president.
Cover art for your new book?
Kinda like the Louvre put up a statue of the art thieves.
Senators can only be removed by a 2/3 majority vote of the Senate (or by losing reelection). There is no recall for federal electeds.
...which is why Trump put the statue of Columbo on the White House grounds. Great detective... saw him on TV... solved crimes, discovered the paperclip and invented America.
In the past week in Philly, I've seen a delivery robot and three waymos. I think the waymos in Philly (for now) still have to have a human driver "supervising" and ready to take over.
Luckily, it's only a 35 hour drive from here to the Mexican highlands.
Unfortunately, innovation in the sandwich development sector seems to have plateaued.
Somehow, I'm in my mid-50s. So, yes.
Time to invest $4 trillion in virtual tastebud development for the "AI" content generators.
So, the objective of the war is and always has been to stop the totally predictable consequence of the war that wouldn't have happened if we hadn't started the war but is happening because... Well, there's a question you *should* be reporting on!
Don't forget that Saudi Arabia, one of Trump's co-owners, pushed hard for this war.
Ol' number 86 bringing the work ethic.
Yeah, my first thought was that "AI" isn't needed for this use case, and it will, in fact, complicate the analysis and make it less accurate/useful than simply monitoring a random sampling of interactions
But everyone knows it's impossible to hold insurrectionist former leaders accountable!
In tears.
The one I know about is the Venmo debit card (ages 13-17) Parents have full control, and kids don't need to carry cash. Worked well for our daughter when she was in HS.
[immediately sends text to everyone who has ever contributed a single dollar to any Democrat] Friends, you may have seen me on CNN discussing our reasonable compromise of only 700 journalist arrests per year. For Trump to be held accountable if he exceeds this, we need to win the Senate. Send $20.
"Mbappé? What kind of French name is that?"
It would suck to be the lowly employee tasked with typing the same prompt into grok 1,000 times.
Reagan enacted gun control in California (Mulford Act, which banned open carry) when he was governor because the Black Panthers were open-carrying.
Thank you. I needed this…
Already tried to exert control of voting nationwide: www.votebeat.org/2026/01/13/t...
Blocked by a federal judge, but Trump owns the Supreme Court, so... who knows?
Just before Christmas, I got a puppy. Her name is Minerva, and we call her *Minnie. I'm still learning how to understand her. Me: Do you need to go outside? Do you need to go outside, little baby? Do you need to do a poo? Do you need to do a widdle piddle? Minnie: Arf! *I just call her "little baby" most of the time. I'm also realizing I can't turn off the baby talk now. Nobody tells you about that.
I got so lucky with my first puppy. Her wonderful foster parents had her completely house-trained by the time we adopted her, so taking her outside for potty time has been pretty easy. I've got the puppy poopy routine pretty much down, now. Me, putting on my coat: Let's see... I got the little poopy bags, puppy treats for bribes, jacket, scarf, phone… I think that's everything… Oh yes! And my passport.
I had been carrying around my passport for a while, but I knew it didn't matter. This is wrong. Nobody is required to carry around their papers. I became a US citizen when I was seven. Since I was born in a refugee camp, I was stateless. The US is the only nation where I've ever held citizenship. It's the only passport I've ever had, and it still felt important. Protective. I would hold it in my pocket like a talisman, like it might ward off ghosts or something. But I realized I was holding onto it basically out of superstition. ICE will pick up anybody. I know that. So I tucked my passport away. And I largely avoid leaving my house.
I live a few blocks just South of George Floyd Square. I was in the neighborhood for that, too. And all the neighbors came together to protect each other. We're already organized. We'll do our best to get through this. Me, to my dog: I hope I can take you for a walk someday soon. Won't that be nice, little baby?
Abolish ICE. A little journal comic from South Minneapolis.
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