I think Trump's Nobel Peace prize is long overdue. #MAGA #noWarPresident

"That's the best part of dementia," added the President

Everything Trump does is the best and the biggest and the greatest. Even protest against him. Truly a genius.

Another red flag was that he was humming "P.E. 2000" the whole time. No lube, tho.

We're at a point where it'll be easier to keep a list of countries that are allowed to enter the US. Also, hint, hint, a plane worth a few billion might move you from the travel ban. Might.

Makes perfect sense! America first! Oh, wait... what?

NOT accurate. Elön came back begging.

Can't this poor fascist catch a break? It's his birthday ffs, leave the democracy to burn for at least one day, show up at his Temu North Korean style parade, and yell, "we love you, Mr. Trump, you're the best thing to happen to the US since ever." Is this too much to ask?

"Anyway..." said the President

"What a fucking pussy" said Mr. President

People from Poland still not completely convinced that this is not Donald Trump in disguise

"Think nuke" added Mr. Trump

That's the neat part: it's not

Ha! That's a score for the 78 year old man owning 22 year old girl. #proudMAGA

*stretching* is doing some heavy lifting here

"What vaccine policy?" - RFK Jr.

"We're looking into nuclear options. We're very strongly considering nuking L.A. But no promises." added Führer Trump

RFK Jr. is onto something here. There were no vaccines 200 years ago, and people still survived. Most of them. I mean, living for 23 years should be enough for most, right? #MAHA

"Well, yeah?", commented the Trump administration.

While this may seem like something a dictator would say, upon closer inspection you might find, that this is what a dictator would say.

Trump calls that "the art of the deal".

Yeah, keep pretending like he isn't also a sexual predator!

So anti Trump and focusing only on the bad. The bullet could have been real, so if anything, hurray for the police and good job! 👍

Why use some TV show when you have Joe Rogan?

Well, it depends. What do you mean with "army"? And "send"? And "Kamala"?

This is the digital version of the Dark Ages. Bravo, Google.

No, no, no, you got it backwards. The falsehoods and lies make it big and beautiful in eyes of GOP. Learn your facts!

Fake news again. Let me assure you, there's nothing presidential about Musk or Trump.

"Burning cars is totally a Tesla thing, so we didn't want to steal their fire, so to speak" Waymo added

"Yeah Elon really loves the sperm, as we call it. The sperm. Elon is such a sperm guy. He loves it so much." Trump gracefully added.