That's because hrt isn't gluten free. Obviously.

birds: they will never email you. and that’s a promise.

😂

Me, trying to be normal:

😄🤣

Neelix feels quite at home in the simulation and crashes the date.

The two plots intertwine when Seven shows the primitive drone what awaits if he returns with them to earth, showing the Cheesecake Factory.

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-A little animation I made from the cv

Related: Avoid describing the length of your characters, unless you're writing a *certain* kind of story.

I love that feel. ❤️

✍️ Writers of Bsky: Instead of “what IP do you want to write for” I have a better question — What NICHE IP do you want to write for? The IP that you’re sure no one cares about but you.

The !mpact Comics version of the Comet and the Jaguar, though I'd love to just take that whole universe on.

"Oh, did I disintegrate again? The kids said I was just stuck in the teleporter buffer for a few minutes. All right kids, what are you trying to get away with this time?"

I feel your pain, sis.

“Mom! Where are you?”
“She disintegrated.”
“Again? Ugh. Now I have to load up the last version from the teleporter again.”
“We really need to get that glitch fixed.”
“Yeah we—and there you go disintegrating. I guess I should load you up, too.”

it’s a great day for transphobes to eat shit

What are you smoking for 4/20?
Wrong answers only.

I dunno.... I've read some REALLY bad books from before ai was a thing!

Pitch some Shire Streaming shows.

My Little Pony Bill: Bill learns lessons in friendship from Sam and Frodo

Back when you couldn't easily tape off air or secure VHS, this was the best way to relive the story. I had so many novelizations back in the day!

The author is Amanpreet Kaur.

It was printed. One reason I didn't even think to investigate for ai! And yeah, the author claims to have written all of them.

I don't have the book with me now, but I posted the name in another reply.

Jevin Darke: Transgender Fluteblade Assassin, Episode 1: Duet of Death by Joanna Masters Jevin was hired to shame the man in concert and then end his life. Should be a simple job. Should.

He lives for the love of music.

He makes his living by killing.

Jevin Darke: Transgender Fluteblade Assassin

Cover of a book entitled "Mork & Mindy" by Ralph Church

After being bamboozled yesterday, I'm now reading a book I KNOW isn't ai. No slop here!

The author is Amanpreet Kaur.

Nah, I just want a snack. You got something little? Oh, skin crisps! I haven’t had these in forever, not since the humans went extinct. You saving these for a special day? No? Excellent, all mine. And hair ramen! You sure you okay sharing these?

I could totally see that! But once I realized, there were a lot of signs in the writing itself I should have picked up on.

So I looked up the author.

They started publishing in 2025. They published 30 novels in 2025.

You see where this was going?

What I thought was amateur... was AI.

I was bamboozled.

I'm so glad I bought this used so the author didn't get anything from me, but I feel filthy having fallen for it.

Ugh. I feel so hollow.

Just finished reading a short book. It felt very amateur-ish in its prose. Still, the setting had a kind of magic in it that I really enjoyed. I figured it was someone's first attempt at publishing. That first attempt can be really unpolished, you know?

Riker has 45,000 brands of root beer from 25,000 planets in his personal replicator files.

Yeah, but Odo's tips basically break down to: "Just ask the exact specifications your partner desires and become that." No one can compete!