Thanks Neil

That sounds like it was more of a you problem

A bully and a liar

We first met in 2007. Those first 6 years must have been bliss.

Think I was quite clear with “see you in 2025”, why are you all bullying me

Thanks for reading guys, see you in 2025

Robert Borthwick’s highlights of 2024: a thread!

Snowy memories from Celtic (H) ❄️😍

Templeton ➡️ Bouzid ➡️ Scenes in the Gorgie

Leaving aside that PHM demand that @rfborthwick.bsky.social starts wearing tweed suits for these country squire walkabout features…

This is brilliant content.

Penrice has been a revelation.

Not a chance that he’s 25 years old though. Looks about 18.

⚡️ 𝑫𝑶𝑵'𝑻 𝑴𝑰𝑺𝑺 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑫𝑹𝑨𝑴𝑨 ⚡️

Hearts 🆚 Celtic
Saturday night - 19.45 - under the Tynecastle lights 🇱🇻

🎟 Home tickets on sale (10+ LPs required) ➡️ tinyurl.com/mryka559

Hearts announce official partnership with Jamestown Analytics

🤝 𝗢𝗙𝗙𝗜𝗖𝗜𝗔𝗟

We are delighted to confirm an official agreement has been signed with world leading football data analysis firm Jamestown Analytics.

The partnership sees Hearts become exclusive users of Jamestown Analytics’ player data analytics services in Scotland.

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Pants Shaton’s patter has hit a second platform

👋 Hello to our fans on @bsky.app

Allow us to introduce you to a brand new series; 'Stories', exclusive to Hearts TV.

Episode 1: A Walk in the Park with James Penrice.

Enjoy! ❤️

Watch in full ➡️ heartstv.heartsfc.co.uk/

A quote from Hearts' James Penrice: "I want the club to do so well. "I don't want to come into Hearts and remember, when I finish my career, a time that wasn't successful. "I want it to be a successful time. "I want it to be remembered when I leave."

💬 Candid words from a guy who gives his all on the pitch.

James Penrice 🫶

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📺➡️ heartstv.heartsfc.co.uk/

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The 89 minutes and 18 seconds between John McGinn's opener and Andy Robertson's winner is the biggest gap between two consecutive goals in the same game in the 152 year history of the Scotland Men's National Team.

salma hayek

… what a start I’m having on BlueSky!

Looking forward to you calling Bob Mortimer and Dara O’Briain slugs in about 70 minutes

Even looks a bit like PBR. You’re quids in here.

We’re so back

Hearts 👍

As is always the case, the ground zero - the first hour or so - of things like these are gold. Afterwards it’s muted. That’s the way of it.

Your reviews or North Korean lager would be good though, so fingers crossed eh.

The true test of this app is what the reaction will be to finding out a celebrity has fucking a massive son. Then we’ll know.

Hopefully this app can get us back to the good old days, when Elon Musk was only hitting headlines for calling some guy a paedo coz he didn’t want his help saving kids trapped in a cave.

The good old days.

Laughing into a pint of Strongbow mainly

Twitter? I hardly even know her!!!

No but seriously it’s called X now.