How much did it cost to join the Trump Shield Organization? #TrumpsGrift

I believe the media is largely to blame for allowing the Trump administration to seize control of our democracy. I also blame the dumb people too. #MAGAMorons

I’ll be back later, I just have to make like a Melania Movie and take a shit. #Trash

The next time Mehmet Oz is in the news the healdline had better include the words - autoerotic asphyxiation, otherwise fuck the guy. #Trash

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#melaniathemovie

Rough night at the cocaine orgy for #RepBlakeMoore…

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Breaking: Famous galactic entrepreneur says he believes DJT is 6’4” tall and weighs 224 lbs, because he’s also 6’4” and 224 lbs. #Twins

Watching ppl on social media trying to create content saying Trump is doomed or the latest news will sink this dumb mutha fucker is as old and worthless as mainstream media. Actions speak louder than words. #AttentionWhores

Hot Sacramento Kings take…hire Michael Malone as the new head coach of the Kings. #DontAtMe

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Chat: How dumb is fucking ultra-stupid dumb?

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Today is a good day for Satan to call on Musk to repay his debt. #SaturdayInspiration

Hegseth bringing the wifey to important sensitive meetings is nothing more than a weird trashy flex for the unqualified. #UnfitMoron

I still believe Dummy believes Greenland is green. #Trumpy

Imagine the disrespect US servicemen and women risking their lives in combat must feel knowing they mean nothing more than quick witted comments in a text chain of morons trying to act like hot shit. #Morons #HouthiPCSmallGroup

I wonder if Tulsi Gabbard looks worried during her testimony under oath in front of Congress because she knows Trump will have no problem dropping her like a mistress or an Atlantic casino if she becomes too much of a liability? #PerjuryPrincess

I actually miss little X visiting the White House. #SubmissiveTrump

I wonder if Hegseth disconnected his text number from his Grinder account? #HegsethIsUnfit

The fact that Republicans are not holding the members of the Trump administration involved in the attack plan text chain tells you everything you need to know about the GOP. #Traitors

How stupid is Tulsi Gabbard for not thinking that the text she was involved in and testified under oath would not eventually come out into the public record? Absolutely moronic. #UnintelligenceSecretary

PeteHegseth trying to defend his leak of vital information via text by calling them attack plans instead of war plans is pathetic and weak. #UnfitMoron

Question to Patriots: How many drinks does it take before you’re Hegseth sharing attack plans via text drunk? #Lush

Wondering if the judge found dummy Marco Rubio in contempt for violating his orders? #AlienEnemiesAct #Venezuela

How many untruths does a press secretary have to tell before the media starts to call her incompetent? How many before they resign? How many before people just feel sorry for them? #LyingLeavitt #CringeworthyIncompetent

Remember when knuckleheads like Vhuck Todd, Sen Schiff, and others were calling Biden to drop out of the 2024 Presidential Election because he was too old? Where the fuck is the outrage and calls for that geezer Schumer to step aside as minority leader? #WeNeedNewBlood

Yo Google, you gotta get rid of this crap. #annoying

Trump is so stupid, he’s like the modern day bag of rocks. No offense to bags of rocks.

The dumb mutha fucka who thought Tesla invented the lightbulb and is the modern day Isaac has no business abolishing the Department of Education. #Moron

I’ll start watching mainstream news again if they report he’s dead. #thoughtsandprayers

Teacher Hot Take: If students are allowed to use ChatGPT on their assignments, they should be allowed to use ChatGPT on their state assessments. #Idiocracy