I'm only 6'1 🤷‍♂️

I'm the opposite, a lot of my trousers are too short for my long legs 😝

I thought you were less than 5 foot tall? 🤔

Hiccups?

Mountain Dew gets a bad rep. It's great stuff!

@mellyfratelli.bsky.social I know you hate Twitter (as you should) but don't you also love this flavour of ICEE?

Sitting in an English garden
Waiting for the sun
If the sun don't come you get a tan
From standing in the English rain

I really hated Marty Supreme. He was just a dickhead of a character with no redeeming qualities.

31? You're beating me now. I'm only at 28. Also, April is going to be a rough month for me with work and trips to Ireland.

The garment was named after Bikini Atoll. It was a nuclear test site and the bikini swimsuit was deemed as explosive/hot as the bombs.

The Welsh 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 and the Irish ☘️ teams and fans will be sad but should be proud that they don’t have to participate in that shit show this summer. I’m sure any decent human recognises the #FIFA corruption and sees through that vile evil fat orange piece of shit enough to boycott!

#BoycottWorldCup2026

Surely you have an opinion on the wig, @mellyfratelli.bsky.social

Just-released photo of Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson from the live-action Moana

We’ve told all the casting agents that the Weird Al biopic sequel is currently on hold, but they just keep sending in headshots.

Snap!

Half star reviews of my Letterboxd top 4

I'm not entirely convinced some people know what a good movie is...

Having just seen it, it's "The Good Boy" in the UK and Ireland. Just "Good Boy" in Canada and New Zealand for some reason and "Heel" in the US, probably because it's too similar to Good Boy (2025) with the dog.

I guess it didn’t have legs

Will your podcast be on Spotify?

I don't see why it being Dior or not makes any difference. The question isn't, what's on the label. The question is, does it look fab-u-lous? 😝

It just not fancy enough for an award red carpet. That's more of a movie premiere 😝

I like the colour of the dress and it's fun and exciting but Li Jun Li definitely isn't as good as Mckenna Grace.

Yeah, I get that. There was another dress I really liked. It was an Asian woman in a bright red dress. I don't remember who she was though so couldn't find it.

Nothing too wild at the Oscars red carpet. I'm pretty sure Mckenna Grace wins best dessed. There's maybe a couple in close competition at the after-party but she was beautiful.

Shock horror, The Academy nominated some good movies for "Best Movie" and then gave the award to some shit movie. Typical Oscars trying to gaslight us that shit movies are good. 🤷‍♂️

the more you know lol 😜🥧🍕🌈
Happy pi day!

Painted He-Man astride Battle Cat

Painted Skeletor astride Panthor.

He-Man and Skeletor from MOTU by Eric Canete.
#comics #art #cartoon

Her top worked for me as click bait. 🤷‍♂️

What Doctor Who are you watching?

I guess cockerels are male chickens and they are famous for the whole "cock-a-doodle-doo" to welcome the morning and the sun? 🤷‍♂️

Yeah, definitely watch it. You've probably had the big reveal ruined for you by now but it's still good.