You’re up 21 take that kid out before he gets hurt more seriously

Kevin McGonigle coming to bat for your Detroit Tigers with some scrub loser pitching for some shitty franchise that no self respecting human would admit to cheering for

I went to a baseball game

At least it’s over relatively early

Happy for Bill Murray

I went ahead and did the thing, seeing Weird Al again in July

We deserve politicians that look like real people but they either look like trolls or those shiny battery people from those old commercials. They are all so weird

“Dumber than usual” is a pretty high bar for some of the people I speak of, it’s all the likely suspects!

Very funny to watch my company awkwardly try to incorporate AI into our work tools and the only noticeable difference is certain people sounding even dumber in their emails than usual

Bobby Higginson at baseball-reference.com Career stats of Bobby Higginson

Bobby Higginson
LF
Debut: 1995 - Retired: 2005
DET

Fuck this lawyer and his dumb shit AI commercial

I could probably best King Kong in battle with my more evolved brain a real battle of wits

Watching an episode of High Potential and refuse to believe my beautiful boy Tim Baltz could even be considered a murder suspect

Me, watching Paul McCartney complain about spending nine days in jail as a person who spent 11 days of jail “you don’t know how good you had it pal.”

Imagine dying in Iran for the sole purpose of distracting from our pedophile president’s sex crimes. Couldn’t be me

Guys we blew up a school with 114 children inside. We’re the bad guys. Anyone unwilling to admit that is a fucking idiot

War’s fucking stupid, and anyone who tells you this one is necessary and/or important is fucking stupid. Not to be taken seriously

I am watching episodes of St. Denis Medical and I have to know; did @timbaltz.bsky.social meet Draymond and did they talk ball?

I keep seeing commercials for Spectrum News and I refuse to believe any of the reporters shown are real

Be careful with the Tkachuk kid out there; I heard him talk a few times this week and the last thing he needs is brain damage, he’s not working with much to begin with

Every so often for no reason I just say out loud, “got a baby elephant vacuum cleaner!”

Weird Al’s “Bedrock Anthem” is the best Red Hot Chili Pepper’s song

Who cares about what this dude says let’s just agree I’m the president now and let’s start doing all kinds of cool shit

But that’s beside the point. It’s an amazing book and if you follow me you probably follow him and know about it and if you’ve just waited too long to read it do yourself a favor and get on with it already.

Finally gotten around to reading We Had it Coming, the latest book from the great @lukeoneil47.bsky.social and I cannot recommend it enough. I was calling my girlfriend and reading her entire stories from the book that hit hard. I did that with the FIRST story! She may be annoyed with me about it.

Paul Reed sweating like a dude in an SNL skit pistons win again

There should be a bonus for punching known abuser Miles Bridges

Opinion | It’s Time for America to Admit That It Has a Marijuana Problem

These fucking dorks

We Legalized Marijuana. Now We Must Regulate It. www.nytimes.com/2026/02/09/o...

To be fair to Dr. Oz I have lost a lot of weight and got into shape since they took office. Mostly so I’m prepared to run away from secret police

Musk’s Starlink Blocks Russian Troops’ Internet Access at Ukraine’s Request

I, for one, thinks it’s a bad thing that one man has the ability to “turn the Internet” off and we should do something about that!

Musk’s Starlink Blocks Russian Troops’ Internet Access at Ukraine’s Request www.nytimes.com/2026/02/05/w...

Should have laid off the two clowns that wrote this dumb shit. I feel bad for anyone that works for you that still has dreams of producing good journalism.