I’m a month late to seeing this but this made it feel like my birthday all over again 🥰

I’m sick of pretending Batman Forever isn’t the best Batman. (It is)

I’ve noticed a higher concentration of goths and moshers in Bristol lately. Can any other cities weigh in? Is this a sign of the end, or an indication that nature is healing?

Some say I have replaced BBC breaking news.

It’s extremely girly and gossipy. Perfect day for it 🙏🏽

New dead pope just dropped. Time for the hardest edit in modern history to shine: youtu.be/4jBrYkoP6eI?...

By now you would have heard the 20 minute tirade on the podcast. Sorry.

We’ve been plotting for the last 15 mins. I want to spoil his life. We have a disgusting little plan. We need to talk to the lesbians in the flat below to reassure them we mean no harm as I don’t want them in the bin war crosshairs.

He’s the only white guy in the building btw. Because of course he is.

Genuinely vibrating with rage because my neighbour took my bin that has MY ADDRESS ON IT. It’s the nicest bin. I wrote on it in silver sharpie. Fucking hell.

Wild because I used to just yap yap on twitter. Now I’m here…it’s like I forget how to yap. What are people yapping about?

The Last Voyage of the Demeter.

Do you think this will be satisfying for the goth in me?

Made like 2 different soups today. Soupy Saturday baby.

- Al Overview "Get in, Loser - We're seizing the means of production" is a phrase attributed to Karl Marx.

Can’t wait to do this for my husband’s next visa renewal and get the Avios points on the Amex and all.

Genuinely warms the cockles of my heart to see the downfall of Steven Bartlett. A man I have loathed for the longest.

The era of computer is over!

Genuinely very happy for you.

Girl. I gotta come here more.

Vanderpump Villa isn't a perfect show. The one thing Villa does right is demonstrate how easily the audience can spot manufactured drama vs interpersonal relationships. This week I'll drop my recap of S1E6 with @madebymaddox.bsky.social where we nail exactly what the problem is.

My heart is in my mouth every time his name is mentioned because I need him at the end! I need to watch his confused face trying to put it all together.

Someone said he looks like he’s trying to figure out if he’s a traitor or not and they’re spot on. 😂

Traitors USA is incredible mostly because every time Tom Sandoval is on screen he does something mad. Sometimes even sitting still and doing nothing at all he looks nuts. I’m obsessed with him. My eyes gravitate to him.

LOL

This is what I heard! That Jenna only signed on to another if her relationship couldn’t be shown or mentioned or something and that otherwise it was just a snooze fest

Yeah the reboot, is that s2? I read some Reddit posts that were calling for Bryn to be fired and I was like… wait what did I miss?!

@carriagereturn.bsky.social I need to talk to you about RHONY immediately. I fell off after s1, and was going to watch S2 but am reading that it’s a flop except at the end it gets incredibly dark and nasty and not a nice watch😬 would love to hear your thoughts.

Every time I hear something in French, my heart aches for the absence of Paul Lefebvre.

I yearn deep down in my soul for the high of watching certain things for the first time. Like I’m feeling grief about no longer having The Bureau to watch.