The universe striking me down with illness during the first 80-degree week of the year in NYC…what wrongs have I wrought to deserve this

Do we think he thinks the Pope is running for office

Watching the first season of The Comeback for the first time and as a woman entering her late 30s…anxiety city

Oh ugh I’m so sorry you had to do this, glue traps are so inhumane

True! Like New York on a holiday weekend

We also got a million of them for my post-wedding bagel brunch and they were a huge hit 🤷‍♀️

Unfortunately my Native New Yorker ass loves Popup Bagels

No offense but the Coachella pics make me so happy I don’t live in LA.

The Swalwell story not only rings true but is backed by so much sourcing that anybody refusing to accept it has no objective truth nor rational belief system

there are so many consequences of everyday people not really understanding how journalism works and people on here thinking there was some sort of massive media coverup of Eric Swalwell being a monster fundamentally is rooted in total misunderstanding of what real reporting requires.

Hell yeah.

Also 4 am

I sincerely believe i would have a shot at winning all 50 states in a presidential election running on the single issue of making it illegal for businesses not to have conspicuously displayed customer service numbers that lead to call centers that must be staffed by humans

A country whose population growth was dependent on rampant teen pregnancy is maybe not the healthiest country

Sorry but it’s time for Congress to return from vacation. No rest until the WW3 threat is over.

The #1 reason the US has eroded its own position of relative hegemony in MENA is because when it comes to countries that are not either Israel, the GCC, and Turkey+Jordan+Egypt, the offer on hand has historically been "Take our deal, or we'll kill you, and also the deal is we kill you".

i will vote for dems who say this stuff and act on this stuff! i will give them money! i will tell my friends to do the same! it is what i want from government more than anything else right now!

I'm no fancy politician, but if I was a member of Congress and the President (the guy with the nuclear codes) was ranting like a madman about killing "a whole civilization," I would end my vacation pretty quickly

Any republicans in congress feel like "A whole civilization will die tonight" might cross your own personal line? No? Hm.

Is literally no one going to do anything

A few have suggested that some aspects of this mission--joy, international teamwork, diversity--are being played up to stick it to the hateful attitude of the administration. But I don't think it's that. I think it's just that those things are essential to and inseparable from a mission like this.

Gonna cost us a thousand dollars ($500 each) to fly from New York to Chicago for a wedding this summer. Thanks, Donald Trump!

I hope you love it!!

Floral Estrangements: Taunt Your Rivals & Vanquish Your Enemies Through the Language of Flowers Taunt Your Rivals & Vanquish Your Enemies Through the Language of Flowers

Wrote a book about the Victorian meanings behind the “bad” flowers (hatred, jealousy, declaration of war, etc.) with incredible illustrations from Jill De Haan bookshop.org/p/books/flor...

Points to the soundtrack team for playing Kissing the Lipless, a song I did listen to nonstop in 2008 (but it came out much earlier)

Spotted: Health department grade at a cafe in a scene that takes place in fall 2008. Letter grades weren’t launched in NY State until 2010.

Look I think it’s very cool I’m just asking questions

Ok but we’re not actually going to the moon? We’re just looking at it?

I just need to talk to the wardrobe people on Tell Me Lies. I have yet to see a single Threadless tee or Urban Outfitters going-out tunic on a show that is supposed to take place in 2007-2008.

Reunion is coming…