Theseus, to Asterius:

Mom come pick me up my brain is doing intrusive thoughts again

Grandma deeny: and predator killer of killers was low-key goated no cap on god" Young person besides: ok lets get you back to the roblox mr beast hospice grandma"

In the distant year of 2030

NASA astronaut Christina Koch sits in an U.S. Navy MH-60S Seahawk attached to Helicopter Sea Combat Squadron (HSC) 23 on the flight deck of the San Antonio Class amphibious transport dock USS John P. Murtha (LPD 26) after returning from space on Apr. 10, 2026.

This picture of Astronaut Christina Koch after the Artemis landing is frankly incredible and beautiful.

BLUESKY IS A WEBSITE THAT TURNS (post by jay.bsky.team claiming that bluesky is made with AI) INTO (picture of bluesky not working)

The most dangerous time for a woman is when she tries to leave a marriage.

Never forget that when you want to blame a woman for staying with an abuser. It takes seven tries on average before she has the will, strength, and resources to follow through.

As you know, the last 4 months ive been helping friends whos daughter just passed away from cancer. I dont like asking for money but im 2k in the red after doing this. Ill work for it if youre willing to commission me. And if youre willing to tip me that would be amazing as I am exhausted. ⬇️

HBO needs a better way to let you restart Heated Rivalry from the beginning (over and over)

Take all the time you need. We love you 💜

A giant grimace in looming over the earth from space. His cold dead eyes stare off into the abyss as his gaping maw readies itself to consume our world

holy shit guys, this picture from Artemis is crazy

Top of the text box post says I’m. and the suggested words below say not going sorry.

I don’t use predictive text, but this was pretty good.

This better be real. I stg if this is an April Fools prank, I will be livid

I said this in replies elsewhere, but I want to say it loudly here.

Anything other than a fullthroated affirmation of birthright citizenship in this country by SCOTUS is an act of treason. It is grounds for immediate impeachment. It is a violation of every oath they have made.

This is brilliant

a yellow black at white bird staring into the camera

i think he knows

🫡

Finally got my dlss 5 meme 🤌

But they were all deceived for a 5th loco was made

My torture song would be Thinking out Loud by Ed Sheeran. Just thinking about it makes me more upset than it should

I spent so much of my adult life with my brain convincing me I should be miserable, it's amazing that I've nearly lost that feeling completely. There's just so much joy in so many tiny little moments that would be meaningless to most.

Portrait of a person with curly hair, glasses and tattoos

Portrait of a woman with blond wavy hair and glasses

Portrait of a laughing woman with brown hair and tattoos

Id like to raise some money to help my friend pay his rent. He is at high risk of becoming homeless so I will lower my price for pfps to 100$usd for the next 6 people who want one. Dm or comment if you want one. All the money will go to my friend

Burger King ran multiple 'nostalgia' ads during the Oscars, which probably cost a couple million bucks.

In-N-Out just got the best ad ever—an Oscar-winning Michael B. Jordan eating and posing at its restaurant—for free.

a gritty hyper violent reboot of gumby

Excellent purchase

george lopez but the giant robotic version from spy kids walks towards some apartment buildings

i had a dream it would end this way

these knees? bees.

I’m still early in my Expedition Unknown viewership, but yessss

Hey did you fall from heaven? Because you look like an angle *Winks with both eyes*