Was hoping he might offer me a discount 😂😂 xx

Guy opposite me on the train runs a cosmetic tweakments clinic and now i’m paranoid he’s assessing my sagging jowls and eyelids in disgust 😬

I can’t wait!! Proper day trip vibes getting the train!

Perfect day for lunch in a vineyard!

Haven’t been since a kid! Quite a fancy a trip - are there antique shops or am I confusing it with somewhere else?

He’s a cock though because he lives in NW London himself!!!

Casa Felicia in Queen’s Park. I’m going for dinner there and he said it was good but in a shit area and that he doesn’t trust “rustic Italian food” which pissed Mum off 😂

Was just reading her a review he did in December of a place i’m going to tonight and he was being snooty about the area…

Mum’s just declared G*les Co*en “a right snobby wotsit” 😆

Goodrays blood orange and grapefruit drink in orange can

This stuff is ace

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Are chats broken for everyone?

Wren going mad outside! 💞

I’d forgotten how delicious pineapple is

In the age of AI, how the hell can an Apprentice candidate not know what a P&L is and to out one in a business plan?! 🤦‍♀️

What happened to bitter lemon? You only se to be able to get bitter lemon tonic now?! 🤮

Going to get in late so thinking maybe pauper’s spaghetti but I have had a lot of carbs today so not sure. I need to make keema - never have!

I’m so fucked off. I need one delivery for an event and will now not have it. The other parcel has been delivered and i’m not home so it may get nicked. Cunts.

One delivery didn’t arrive; one arrived despite having been rescheduled. Why the fuck can’t ANY delivery service actually do what they are paid to do?!?

Sounds great. Have never walked that canal; I should! I eat milanese a lot but home made so never the size of a plate like you get in restaurants!

A good day:
Gardening, dump trip, fresh fish caught locally, win on the horses, a fire, Tyson Fury/Conor Benn fights.

Yup.

Loving that he cancelled his 4 July visit as a big FU to the orange one.

Great aren’t they! Far superior to kidney.

Chilli with extra black beans for fibre, basmati and salad. Glass of wine.

Wow!

Just seen a man in a suit with formal, leather lace up shoes and bare ankles beneath too short trousers and i’m wondering what Bill Nighy would have to say about that…

Phenomenal book

Honestly changes my mood immensely. And triggers all sorts of memories - primary school, year abroad at Uni etc. makes me realise how low I feel for much of the year.

Baby fodder 😆