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Posts by Si Carpenter

An orange cat perched on top of a scratching post illuminated by sunlight.

An orange cat perched on top of a scratching post illuminated by sunlight.

Archie enjoying the sun. #caturday

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By the way, I just want to remind you that until we are shown otherwise, this is effectively the Republican agenda.

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Everyone remember to hide when the astronauts comes back.

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Only note here: I think the NYT might have missed that this could be an homage to January 6, since some pardoned visitors would be undoubtedly familiar with breaking and entering governmental buildings through the windows.

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My hatred for Duke is eternal.

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I guess we now all know what we'll post when Trump dies.

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PC makers are not ready for the MacBook Neo One executive has already stepped in it.

How unprepared are Windows laptop makers for the MacBook Neo? An executive from one of them said it's for "content consumption" — like it's a glorified Netflix machine.

This thing's gonna eat their lunch, and for the foreseeable future.

🎁 gift link: www.theverge.com/report/89409...

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Had to doublecheck the date on this

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I mean, fuck these guys for removing the Pride flag from the Stonewall Monument, but also, fuck those guys.

The queer history of Stonewall isn't changing.

The queer people of today aren't changing.

Fuck off, haters.

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If Bilbo had Chat GPT

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i can’t believe the lead nazi is antisemitic

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"Senator Chuck Grassley, a lifelong Iowan, has served on the Senate Judiciary Committee since 1981, when he was first sworn into the U.S. Senate." www.judiciary.senate.gov/about/chair

He questioned and voted on every single justice on the U.S. Supreme Court during their confirmation hearings.

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A personalized Chewy ad on Instagram showing several cat towers and a bear pride neckerchief for a dog.

A personalized Chewy ad on Instagram showing several cat towers and a bear pride neckerchief for a dog.

Chewy knows too much about me.

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Tim Cook and Sundar Pichai are cowards Once you’ve traded your principles for proximity to power, do you even run your own company?

Sometimes you just have to let @lopatto.bsky.social say it out loud www.theverge.com/policy/85990...

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The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

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Meme from Arrested Development where Tobias and Lindsay are talking about something that never works, but might work for them (it doesn’t work)

Meme from Arrested Development where Tobias and Lindsay are talking about something that never works, but might work for them (it doesn’t work)

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America is not going to be rescued from utter fascism by Democrats, at least not those currently in power.

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Stephen Miller • @St... • 13m Ø
Watched the Dean Martin and Frank Sinatra Family Christmas with my kids.
Imagine watching that and thinking America needed infinity migrants from the third world.

Stephen Miller • @St... • 13m Ø Watched the Dean Martin and Frank Sinatra Family Christmas with my kids. Imagine watching that and thinking America needed infinity migrants from the third world.

Dean Martin, born Dino Paul Crocetti, son of Italian immigrant Gaetano Crocetti

Frank Sinatra, son of Italian immigrants Antonino Sinatra and Natalina Garavanta

Merry Christmas to everyone except Stephen Miller and his enablers and handlers

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Memo to Bari Weiss Re: CBS News: You’re doomed Bari Weiss has sold her company, The Free Press, to manage the decline of broadcast news at CBS. How many ways can it go wrong?

www.theverge.com/business/793...

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Managing requires certain kinds of soft skills, ones I am not confident you possess. They weren’t necessary in your cushy Wall Street Journal op-ed job, or your cushier New York Times op-ed job. They were barely required at the publication you invented, The Free Press. So now you’re the head honcho at CBS News. [highlighted text] Let’s say you decide to skip levels to directly edit a 60 Minutes story. It doesn’t even have to be a controversial story to make all hell break loose — because you have neither the credibility nor the relationships required to take this kind of work on. And what’s more, you’ve got a news division composed exclusively of ambitious piranhas below you — not your handpicked cronies, like Tyler “I wish to see Hollywood virgins” Cowen. These people have decades in television, and you have a newsletter and a history of throwing your colleagues under the bus. [end of highlight]

Managing requires certain kinds of soft skills, ones I am not confident you possess. They weren’t necessary in your cushy Wall Street Journal op-ed job, or your cushier New York Times op-ed job. They were barely required at the publication you invented, The Free Press. So now you’re the head honcho at CBS News. [highlighted text] Let’s say you decide to skip levels to directly edit a 60 Minutes story. It doesn’t even have to be a controversial story to make all hell break loose — because you have neither the credibility nor the relationships required to take this kind of work on. And what’s more, you’ve got a news division composed exclusively of ambitious piranhas below you — not your handpicked cronies, like Tyler “I wish to see Hollywood virgins” Cowen. These people have decades in television, and you have a newsletter and a history of throwing your colleagues under the bus. [end of highlight]

as foretold by the prophesy

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Jony Ive and Sam Altman say they finally have an AI hardware prototype What does a ChatGPT gadget look like?

Calling it now: this device will never be released www.theverge.com/news/827607/...

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America 2025.

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I don’t want to seem out of touch but I don’t actually understand the economy anymore.

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What we're watching: A new take on
"Frankenstein," a lavish legal drama starring Kim Kardashian and a Tracy Morgan-led spinoff.

What we're watching: A new take on "Frankenstein," a lavish legal drama starring Kim Kardashian and a Tracy Morgan-led spinoff.

sometimes an Oxford comma can make all the difference

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Wait, the new Apple TV intro was real & not CGI?!

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“TRUMP WASN’T ON THE BALLOT, AND SHUTDOWN, WERE THE TWO REASONS THAT REPUBLICANS LOST ELECTIONS TONIGHT,” according to Pollsters.

“TRUMP WASN’T ON THE BALLOT, AND SHUTDOWN, WERE THE TWO REASONS THAT REPUBLICANS LOST ELECTIONS TONIGHT,” according to Pollsters.

I got bad news for Trump about every election going forward from now until the end of time

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The Baker’s Wife meeting the Prince in the woods:

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