do your balls hang low, do they wobble to and fro

save me sparkling watermelon afternoon celsius, sparkling watermelon afternoon celsius save me

it's because none of us know how to read 🤩

(happy library worker's day!)

ipod AND its charger, double win

a cartoon of spongebob squarepants with his mouth open Alt: Spongebob screaming and running away

outlook email alert popping up with "ASSIGNED:"

and alerting everyone else so they could have a looksie

joodles doggy style ruveal

you can put a different type of ring on it 👄

lady gaga in love game:

a cartoon of two spidermans standing in front of a nypd van Alt: Two Spider-Man’s pointing at each other

oh shit

Vote YES: President Barack Obama YouTube video by Virginians for Fair Elections

🚨 Virginia residents, vote YES on April 21 to counteract efforts to rig the mid-terms. Multiple ads from the Justice for Democracy PAC are circulating across social media urging people to vote no in the name of "protecting minority representation" — these are intended to mislead you. Stay informed:

if assistance is needed i am tall and v strong

diva kill her

A new Monstera leaf about to unfurl.

a new diva has entered the werk room

hot and dumb 🤩

born to shitpost, forced to work on jira tickets

you two are the cuuuuutest 💝

it's okay to be wrong 💙

done and done ✅

You heard him, Virginia.

oh she's feeling fine fresh feminine this morning 🗣️

with slerrrpery elm

voting in special elections is so sexy

mathlete hive RISE UPPP 🗣️

i'm omw, they didn't call me throat coat in college for nothing

leg day best day 🤩

it's really just a handful of try-hards who spampost all day and clog the timeline 🥰

A photo of Kim Kardashian posing for the camera with a quote overlaying the image that says “ get your fucking ass up and vote yes on Virginia’s redistricting referendum”.

good morning virginia residents, it’s special election day