"I can absolutely understand why President Trump would think that, that was a Doctor." - Dr. Oz

"Dammit Jim, I'm a Doctor, not a bloody mind reader!" - Dr. "Bones" McCoy

#DonaldTrump

"... and there's 5 more bucks in it for ya, if you change me."

#DonaldTrump #DoorDash

"... and did you remember to bring ketchup?"

#DonaldTrump #DoorDash

Send in the --

Don't bother, they're here.

BREAKING: President Trump holds a press conference to dispute the "fake media's" claim that he compared himself to Jesus Christ in a social media post.

#DonaldTrump

BREAKING: First Lady Melania Trump holds a press conference of her own to defend her husband against accusations that he compared himself to Jesus.

#MelaniaTrump #VirginMary

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BREAKING: the final design for President Trump's planned 250 foot tall arch in Arlington, Virginia, has been given the green light..

#DonaldTrump

🤣🤣🤣

It's come down to this: two men enter, one man leaves.

#DonaldTrump #PopeLeoXIII

"Say some stupid shit again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say some stupid shit one more Goddamn time, you drunk ass, bitch!"

BREAKING: Marco Rubio has been relieved of his duties as Secretary of State and resigned to a more integral position in the Trump administration.

#MarcoRubio #DoorDash

BREAKING: Donald Trump brokers historic 10 day ceasefire between Israel and Lebanon.

#DonaldTrump #CeaseFire

BREAKING: President Trump attempts to prove that he truly is the new Messiah by walking on the water of the famous Washington Monument reflective pool in Washington, DC.

#DonaldTrump

BREAKING: Donald Trump celebrates the reopening of the Strait of Hormuz by riding in the first cargo ship to be let back through.

#DonaldTrump #StraitOfHormuz

This is how Donald Trump was looking at Erika Kirk at the Turning Point USA event at Dream City Church in Phoenix, Arizona tonight.

#DonaldTrump #ErikaKirk

"His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy, there's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti, he's nervous, but on the surface, he looks calm and ready, to drop bombs, but he keeps on forgetting..." - CSAR 25:17

#PeteHegseth #Bible

If you've seen the Trump mic pic that's goin' around; I fixed it ;)

#DonaldTrump #JesseWatters

While Erika Kirk speaks at Turning Point USA, she has a very moving tribute film playing in the background showing her and her family with her late husband Charlie Kirk during much happier times.

(WAIT for it) #ErikaKirk

And this is why you don't load everyone into the family truckster and head out west to see the Strait of Hormuz.

#StraitOfHormuz

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Who is going to tell Joe Rogan over 30% of our population, including himself, is already tripping? Hallucinatory. It's the glue that holds Republicans together. bsky.app/profile/petr...

BREAKING: after signing an executive order for Joe Rogan, allowing psychedelic drug research, he then gave him a horsey-back ride around the oval office.

#DonaldTrump #JoeRogan

I hear they’re going to be installing fire hydrants all over the place on the White House grounds and throughout Mar a Lago. All being done on Trump’s orders. Not sure why but I can take a guess.

"... and Joe, since you're still here can you do me a BIG favor?"

#DonaldTrump #JoeRogan