🤣 I literally am. It was the only way to get the hilt and the boots in the same shot.

This lightsaber, with this robe and these boots
#ObiWanKenobi

Yes, you should be angry. You’re probably not angry enough. If we collectively were, this would not be happening.

If you’re still wondering why Luigi Mangione’s alleged actions were tolerated, even supported, by many, it’s because we live in a country where this is legally allowed to happen.

Dumped by insurance plans, millions of seniors scramble for health coverage - The Washington Post

Screenshot of Duolingo Spanish translation fexercise with Falstaff saying “No queremos guerra, queremos paz.”

For real, Falstaff!
For real.

If that doesn’t work, just reassign Maine as Aux and move on

I have the full set of original trilogy neopixel sabers. Very bright. Full suite of light and sound effects. Duel ready.
Plus doubles and extras.

Please, someone come duel with me.
Seriously. 😬🤺🙌

Picture of a knife stabbing through Little Caesar on a Little Caesar’s pizza box; caption reads: “I’ll only get to make this by post today”

Happy Ides of March!
Beware to all who celebrate!

🤣🤣 Shots. FIRED.

Love it!
That was actually the name of one of the as-yet-unperformed orchestral movements of my masters thesis.
It honestly can remain unperformed. The title was way better than the piece. 😬

The Void and The Infinite

All I see is a void

Yes, ACAB does include Stewart Copeland and Sting.
Every breath you take can and will be used against you in a court of law.

You just *know* someone is going to write an opera about the rise and fall of Timothée Chalamet and put a grand ballet right in the middle of it, just out of spite and pure pettiness.

Alright, composers, who’s gonna do it??

This must be a product of Yamaha. Only they could have the range and breadth of production to produce this.
My piano? Yamaha
My motorcycle? Yamaha
My swimming pool? Yamaha
My unmanned helicopter? Yamaha
My Bb French horn/trumpet like instrument? Yamaha…Probably

Carmen Sandiego from the 90s cartoon

Happy International Women's Day to the original International Woman

Picture of orange plastic “trumpet” for sale on Temu with item description: “Bb French Horn/trumpet like Instrument Set For Beginners…”

This Bb French Horn/trumpet like instrument is made in the same factory as cheese food product and imitation crab meat.
Oh, Temu….
Never change!! 🤣

Hi! I would very much like my tax dollars to NOT go towards funding a dangerously delusional Christofascist crusadageddon cosplay.
Kthxbai!

Out here doing the Lord’s work

Picture of a Portable Sharps Container with a biohazard sign

For musicians who need to raise leading tones on the go

Music theory really out here trying to make sense of something that is literally just vibes

Just for the record, a rating of 5/5 stars equals exactly 1 star.

This is my Maltipoo, Ollie. Because he’s part poodle, he sports a Gen Z broccoli cut.
He is straight bussin’, no cap, frfr

Thinking of releasing an álbum of tunes specifically for road trips called ‘Traffic Jams’

Hi!
The opening to Beethoven’s ‘Waldstein’ Sonata and the theme to “Curb Your Enthusiasm” are the same music.
Kthxbyeeee!!!

*gestures wildly at…everything*
This is what happens after decades of high school civics being taught by football coaches.

Just discovered that autocorrect has been replacing “cantus firmus” with “cactus firmus” in all my documents and announcements for my counterpoint class for the last week and a half.

I am simultaneously amused, yet not amused. 😐

Know your rights

As an American, things I do not want:
• Venezuela
• Greenland
• immigrants hunted down

As an American, things I do want:
• healthcare
• infrastructure
• affordable higher education

Why is this so hard??