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Posts by Bill Krystal

i used to drink some stuff before a long kitchen shift that gave me whole body goosebumps and each individual follicle of hair had its own emotions

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I love tapes

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cant have shit

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It’s even better than I could have imagined…

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looking forward to smoking a cig and looking at my phone a little later

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Oh, here's one, "my money long like alan alda's balls" is that something? Does it help?

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are you sure about that?

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youre going to have a swirlie encircling your head when i shove it in the toilet

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this is written in such a way as to make me think you shouldnt have been allowed to graduate from middle school

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there is no good reason why sunn o))) should be on the cover of wire magazine in 2026

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in new york city the lyfts all have tablets mounted to the backseat that you can use to image search "dog smoking a cigarette"

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i know you're mad that you got absolutely dominated in scrandle today, but you don't need to act out like this

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"oh i love jelly belly so much, ough theyre the only real jelly beans, but only the yummy flavors" do you hear how stupid you sound? you think you can just pick and choose? you cant, thats why they made the yucky ones look identical

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you dont know? fake fan

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you know his ass was rooting around in there for Canned Dog Food

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i dont know how jelly belly manages to stay in business when there are starburst jelly beans out there

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i want candy, any kind will do

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then he showed me a walk up apartment full of dirt. pretty neat

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this weekend i had a friend ask me "you like stupid, fucked up, contemporary art, yeah?" and had to be like "yeah... i like stupid art..."

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ceo of fortune 500 company listening to the rita

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i have a hard time believing that anyone actually listens to and enjoys clipping.

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sorry pedal punchers, electro acoustic music is the future, and the past

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i ate too much candy last night and now i must pay the ultimate price

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the fuck is sick

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had an idea for "Fat Masonna" and his sets are even shorter because he gets tired 😪

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Laying down is goated

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