Thanks! I'll show ya next time we cross paths

Got my cock pierced.

Me and whose son?

husband dick, if i'm honest

With disadvantage

“Repost with your dick root”?

Yes, I suppose I shall.

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Time for Polari to come back. Straight people are using the words “twink” and “gooning” now (though obviously they don’t use them properly). Bona to vada your dolly ol’ eek.

Look at my penis, bro. #fcf

Here’s my @bateworld.com account, my dudes! Let’s talk penis

Quite frankly, that’s the mental block that’s keeping me from joining one of your parties. It’s not your fault, it’s my burden to bear. I hope I can get over that soon enough to join in on the fun at your event soon enough

Picture of my wiener.

Is it time to masturbate the penis? Yes, I think it is. Hi, @bateworld.com!

If by “get home,” you mean go nowhere, stay home, and goon on the couch, then… yes.

Someone loudly accused me of being on #Sniffies while I was out with them the other day. I had to explain to them that it was just the color of the Christmas-themed map in #PokémonGO.