Your reduced discounted easter egg consumptions this year are such a recession indicator

The gourd I I got at the pumpkin picking in October finally went mouldy and I had to throw him away.

He looked like a pear and we were friends 😔

Savers Sister x

Not wrong!

Elite pamphlets

I don't even know which way the Quiznos is

Loved his Radio show

I love Tasks as much as the next guy but just gotta flag to the fans that the Tasks are currently quite numerous

Would you rather have spatulas for hands or tongs for feet

NO????

This is worse than when everyone thought I was Dimblebot

Warm evenings are back🥺

This post made me sneeze

Only 54 from you!!

Wake up babe(s), new bus museum a short distance from London just dropped!.
www.zero2busmuseum.com

Done so many ERRANDS and so many LOGISTICS this weekend I LOVE IT!!!

I thought of this one immediately.

And his other one: BUY NOW prosecco and a wow burlesque show plus a meal for two

how far?

Some tasty boy cheese

(this wasn't an official curry night it was a curry business trip to catch-up with the owner Nitin)

No further spoilers 🫦

23/🧵

Spices and Spirits, Basingstoke
NCA restaurant of the year, 2025

Two types of paneer starter 😏 curries really great, spiced and well balanced. Noteworthy for an extensive menu of chef specialities and exclusives along with your usual choices. Breads excellent.

9/10 popadoms

Claymation characters Wallace (a human) and Gromit (a dog) on the moon with their rocket in the background.

If Artemis is the first manned mission to the Moon in 50+ years, explain this

Yes. April fool!!!!

You should probably organise that

This mere single skeet has removed my desire to get a nipple piercing

*Politely offers a friendly massage as a bro*

I try and limit it

Good team whimsy day!

15km around Coal Tax Posts of South London (Coulsdon to Whyteleafe via Warlingham)

How heavy is man's bag!!

What happens next

Drinking so much iced coffee at the moment that my diarrhoea is cold