MEATBUCKET!!!

Hey, TV commercial, don’t get me wrong. I do love me some cereal.

But, please—please, please—don’t say…

“…in…ice…cold…milk.”

Not sure why, but yeck. No.
No, sir.

Liminal

Video Night: Any changes in plot or text since the older Samhain release? (Loved it, BTW.)

I was rooting for a full pyramid. I even would’ve accepted a Mayan temple. Shucks.

Happy Thanksgiving

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The last US penny printed yesterday. The consequences are slowly trickling in.

Julia liked it. Julia read it. (Because I totally asked her to.)

Now you can enjoy hearing it!
Creepy AF, I’m told.

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“Jesus’s iPhone”

The readings are inspirational.
The music, not so great.

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Make me in your image

“Blood red numbers on the nightstand clock, 2:04AM on a restless night, an intangible something slips into bed with me.” Read more…(linked in comments).

Doofy-looking skeleton

Halloween…(Yeeeeeee!)

Picture of some old, bald dude trying to make a name for himself as a writer of gross and disgusting things.

Well look who showed up on the House of Shadows and Ink Patreon site. Apparently this dude thinks he’s a hot tamale. I say we take him down a peg or two.

Banner gets gamma rayed.

Uncanny…

Ending scene from “Cemetery Man.”

“I should’ve known. The rest of the world doesn’t exist.”

Dog wearing glasses

Sometimes she stares into the abyss.
And it’s very, very blurry.

Shallow Waters screen grab. I won!

I finally did it! Looking forward to hosting next month’s competition. @crystallake.bsky.social

More public transactions (like subway) should come with the option of adding chips, drinks, and cookies.

Guy that looks like KISS

Just saw this guy on TV. Is it just me or does he somehow manage to look like every single member of KISS (both past and present) combined?

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“I dispense candy out of my mouth.”

I have accidentally discovered the most disturbing sentence ever written in the English language.

Small knitted figurine

This…

“Whut?”
“Nothin’”
“K”

Trans-Allegheny Asylum main building.

Trans-Allegheny…

Large castle reproduction on a hill that’s actually a hotel, restaurant, and spa.

And yes, for the record, there is a castle on a hill outside Lexington, KY. So, there ya go.

Flat white glove beside a car tire.

I think I ran over a mime.

Famous headstone from Night of the Living Dead.

I have to make the pilgrimage every few years since I’m only about three hours away. Good stuff.

At least a hundred chocolate bunnies all staring at me.

They have the look of bunnies…but not the nature of bunnies.

Six phases of a lunar eclipse.

Something ate the moon last night.