they can test your anandamide levels and measure your ptsd, they can do brain scans and see your ptsd

everyone has trauma, because life is traumatic and hard, BUT not everyone who has experienced trauma gets ptsd (thankfully)

it’s NOT made up. it’s real. and it is HELL.

They haven't gotten any help yet - I wish I could share more details but I promise you, if you trust me at all, this is urgent and important.

Baaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahaha

Yum yum chicken. *nomnomnom*

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Known as the 'Sid Vicious of the insect world', ultra-rare ant with golden mohawk is captured on camera The species is only known to live atop a handful of mountain peaks in remote Far North Queensland, including Mount Finnigan about 50km south of Cooktown.

I missed that someone finally managed to find and photograph the rare punk rock ant Camponotus thadeus.

Oh yeah I remember that. Good info.

Fred from Scooby-Doo unmasking the bad guy at the end of a mystery, in two frames. First frame: Left side: a tied up man in a white featureless mask with eye holes. The caption over him in impact font reads, "SOMETHING I USED TO LOVE SUCKS NOW" Right side of frame, Fred has his hand on the mask, about to pull it off. The caption on him reads, "LET'S SEE WHO'S BEHIND THIS." Second frame: The unmasked bad guy has a pencil thin curling mustache, a pointy nose, and dark hair, with a widow's peak. The caption on him reads, "PRIVATE EQUITY"

Evergreen

a crowd of people are standing in a dark room and dancing . Alt: a crowd of people are standing in a dark room and dancing while playing the kazoo

Everyone needs kazoo while being bound, gagged and beaten.

two photos of ball gags, the top one has three kazoos attached, the bottom one has three party horns attached

giving you gag gifts for your birthday

Clit thread?

Did I just argue with a joke? Part of a Bluesky educational series

what's a farmer's #1 way to get a lady's attention

a tractor

RFK Jr.: THE RACCOON WAS ALREADY DEAD, IT'S NOT LIKE HE WAS GOING TO MISS IT. AOC: THE WEIRD PART ISN'T THAT IT WAS DEAD, IT'S THAT YOU CUT OFF ITS PENIS

New meme format just dropped, get ‘em while their hot

Jason Mendoza holding a Molotov cocktail

Manny Jacinto as Jason Mendoza in The Good Place, perfect casting.

“I'm telling you, Molotov cocktails work. Any time I had a problem, & I threw a Molotov cocktail... Boom, right away, I had a different problem.”

Why did Marie Howe just punch me in the junk? Rude.

You need a distraction. 😘💋😘💋😘💋😘

This kind of thing is decades late but good to see happening somewhere!

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Geddit girl!

And do you know that Cyndi Lauper’s She-bop is not about dancing?

We regret to inform you that the British Secret Agent playing baccarat lost and has been murdered

A proper bed should have a cheese compartment.

I like my edibles.

Hi I can’t stop laughing

The social media pivot from chronological timelines to popular-first was done at least partly to throttle real time organizing

Afroman - Because I got High (Explicit Version) YouTube video by DarkFuryPunisher

Who else all … uh

youtu.be/Ls4qXjZtZXI?...