Celebrating 420 with my fellow Rastafarian/My Little Pony enthusiasts, the Jahbronies.

“I have some very bad news! I have just been informed that Mister Trump has passed away at Walter Reed hospital! Easter is canceled! That is all!”

Should probably take the Christmas tree down this weekend

i can only hope that if I was a Bimbofied Husband i too would have a wife who loves & supports me & sucks on my comically enormous fake tits

The president just tweeted that my penis is normal

The idea that the White House didn't figure Iran might try to cut off oil out of the Gulf is comical. They didn't figure for what has now become the fulcrum point of the whole conflict. Iran's leaders are now showing that regime change can work in both directions.

Saskatchewanian here as well...my friends and I were already up after a night of playing Goldeneye 007 and drinking. We ended the evening/morning watching the game. It's still a great, albeit hazy memory.

In Fellowship, it should be used for Frodo cursing out the other Hobbits when they light the fire on Weathertop, attracting the Nazgul

MOBY GOT DICK By Josephine Riesman I hate white whales and I cannot lie You other seamen can't deny When the beast swims by as a pale and eerie sight Spermacetti is your right You get sprung Wanna throw spears well Til you know that the whale's in Hell Oh, Moby I wanna stop goonin' And get harpoonin' My boatswain tried to stop this But that eye you got makes (Me so vicious!) Ooh, Devil’s own whale You say you wanna end my tale? Well, try me, try me Cuz I ain’t no average briney
 I’ve seen him blowin’ To hell with all knowin’ He swim, fin Got it goin’ like a turbo Schwinn I’m tired of novelists Sayin’ orcas are the best Take the average Ahab and ask him why I’ll tell ya I’m not shy So sailors (YEAH!) Sailors (YEAH!) Has your whale-foe got the white? (HELL YEAH!) Tell him to fluke it (FLUKE IT!) Fluke it (FLUKE IT!) Now throw that sharpened stick Moby got Dick

Please don't ask me why my brain works like this, because I don't have an answer

Cat drinking from a straw

Refreshing

Sit down on the bench...be humble.

Butter
Boobs
Car

in the director's cut of Home Alone, uncle Frank says, "look what you did, you little cunt." That's the only difference

Beautiful cat! Maybe he is related to one of my girls.

Fat black cat surrounded by Xmas ornaments on the floor.

Big Chungus and her ornaments

White cat with black markings underneath a Xmas tree

White cat with black markings with presents under a Xmas tree

Special present beneath the tree

thank you heated rivalry for giving us what we didnt know we needed: the hottest guy in the world jerking off to an EDM remix of t.a.T.U.'s 2002 classic single "all the things she said"

what do you mean you hate black licorice? do you also hate picking at that itchy little bit of skin around your fingernail? do you also hate walking in the rain when a cold breeze cuts through you? do you also hate the feeling of knowing you've let down a loved one?

But it comes with a free Frogurt!

"If I'd known I'd have to sit through an hour of Gianni Infantino I'd have just played a square ball" - Kieran Tierney

It's reverse time dilation from their journey to the alternate dimension or whatever it is where the creatures live.

Government House used to rent space...not sure if they still do

Hooray for our local sports team.

I want this game decided by a walk off rouge. #GreyCup

I hope we have more TSN feed issues when MGK is performing...like maybe a 20 minute outage. #GreyCup

I just hope both teams have fun. #GreyCup

Choke job