That’s where all the bike people live!! There and old Lake Highlands

OMG all the classics! La Calle Doce is our regular spot. Honestly once you’ve seen a bullwhip in action, no matter the locale, game over man

Did you feed him steak & BBQ and Texmex?? If so that was mistake #1. Texas is just a dirty politician. Allllll smiles for miles when you first meet but then you remember they can shoot you legally on their property just for fun and shit changes real quick

HAHAHAHAHA

Living that Grandma life tonight with lace crochet, compression socks, Columbo, and anti-inflammatory meds! I might even write a $3 check for someone’s birthday later! The world is my Oistcher!

“I’m working on not killing someone or having a mental collapse—with burlap!”

Sometimes I think about humans being able to adjust the temperature of their exhaled breath by changing the shape of their lips and tongue position, and I also think maybe I’m really good at disassociating.

It is a delicate dance keeping your cat’s ass away from touching whatever you’re drinking at all times of the day.

How many of you have to watch the little red tracking car to completion when you order food online? Just me?

Immediate “save”. It shall last forever.

I promise there is more to me than my cat.

I just started a rewatch of Outlander and Hashtag is OBSESSED with it. I don’t know what’s attracting her to it but this has literally been her face for a solid 15 minutes. 😂😂😂 she is so cute I cannot even stand it

Cats love crochet more than we do 😂

I have given up trying to shoo her off of it! 😂 She lurks and waits for me to put it down

She certainly thinks so 😂

Haha!! She has several crochet items just for her. It’s never enough!! 😭😂

Every time I put this crochet WIP down, my cat thinks it’s her personal carpet.

It is… problematic at times, to put it lightly. But it’s also insanely addictive so I guess I’m terrible 🤷🏻‍♀️

Watching Dawson’s Creek for the first time and I have one question: Steven Spielberg? Really??

Hello! Remember me? It’s cool, I don’t remember me either.