I put the oven on for tea 45 minutes ago then forgot about tea. I also forgot what I'm cooking has to go onto a HOT baking tray. Looks like we're eating at half seven.

Jfc

See also: the pronunciation of Lynyrd Skynyrd. I don't particularly like them. I'm not a fan. But it boils my fucking piss when people mispronounce the name because how you pronounce it is LITERALLY THE TITLE OF THE FIRST FUCKING ALBUM. Why am I like this? Fuck knows.

Pet peeve: adverts using old pop songs for their melodic aesthetic without really considering the subject matter of the song. It bothers me way more than it should.

The more I engage with discourse of things I enjoy the less I enjoy it. I've just had this with Marvel Snap. The Discord was ruining the game and I'm still not entirely sure why. The problem I'm finding now tho is the more I disengage with discussion the more isolated I feel.

Have a word.

About to throw my wheezing dick bag of a phone out of the window.

You play that long game 💪

And now I'm off again as social media drains and depresses me.

Why Can’t These Grown Men Stop Playing with Toy Cars? Though it might seem like arrested development or simple nostalgia, Hot Wheels and Matchbox cars have changed the men who enjoy them for the better. Here’s how.

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This was a surprisingly delightful read.

3 panel comic: Panel 1: A Purple Guy is rolling up his sleeve. He is about to PUNCH AN ICE AGENT. He says “Get ready for an ass kicking you ICE BITCH” A yellow guy in the background notices the situation Panel 2: The Yellow Guy tries to break up the fight. He says “Um, Excuse me. Let’s resolve this with KINDNESS, shall we? What would JESUS do?” Panel 3: Jesus starts climbing down off his cloud and says “I’m coming down to hit that cunt myself”

ICE edit

NERDING

I've been thinking about it for a while, but basically the last 5 years since the pandemic have been awful, and not just because of the pandemic. I'll moan at you about it when we're online next.

Yeah. I think Amazon do them and deliver them digitally on your account. You'd have to look for alternatives if you're not a fan of Uncle Bezos' House Of Consumerism And Lies. Over here I use ShopTo, and it's instant. Usually slightly cheaper too. Not much but it's there.

99% sure bombarding my brain with digital sensory stimulus is what's suppressing my creativity. This most likely means I need to severely cut down on the video gaming. But that isn't going to be easy without just unplugging everything. Has anyone else tried this and what did you find?

In the UK the purchasable cards from shops are like Amazon gift cards where they're inert until they're activated at the checkout. I tend to buy them from reputable online stores because I'm lazy as shit and going outside is for chumps.

After Sony being useless shit holes in regard to security I only use PSN cards these days. No way they're getting my card details.

Awwwww yeeeeeah neon green tank dickhead in core class.

Fucking AI, man.

The bluesky address is @attie.ai and it really needs to be in the top five accounts blocked on this platform. This is honestly some of the most tonedeaf shit I’ve seen from BS and thats saying something

things were better when the computer lived in its own specific room and you only went in there sometimes

I love y'all but you gotta learn the value of saying "that's dumb" and then moving on with your day

Trying to read in bed instead of playing games in a vain attempt to reverse the atrophy of my imagination. I currently have 3 things on the go, which is idiotic but that's my brain I guess.

ANYWAY one of those things is Planetary and fuck ME I'd forgotten how good it is.

The story of meeting Chuck Norris when I was about 4 or 5 in the image.
RIP

As much as I love this it's a lot of money for not much bot.

The draw distance is rubbish his morning.

It's the hope that kills you.

YOU ARE WELCOME

And the man at the back said "Everyone attack!" And it turned into a