He would wouldn’t he? God bless that man. *sighs dreamily*

If Leon saw a cock bigger than his head he’d say some bullshit like “let me guess, grower not a shower?”

Not to complain about characterization in video game porn but I swear to god almost every resident evil nsfw I’ve seen feels allergic to anyone ever being in character. If Grace Ashford saw a cock bigger than her head she would not be moving like that she would be scared

oh brilliant profile frame in the steam points shop right now for the prissy pervert princess in your life

Anyway, what scares me the most is that if Mercy and I are getting treated like this in public in a deep blue state, how will people in my community without a platform be treated in a red state?

Be kind, always. Everyone is fighting a rap battle you know nothing about

It was and now I’m googling

Moe from the simpsons removing the 540000 from a sign that says "days without sacrifices in Teotihuacan" (ancient aztec temple site) and replacing it with a zero

I hope this is how you hear about the news

Wild to keep hearing anti-AI sentiment described as an "echo chamber" by people who pretend there's never been a coercive dogshit marketing campaign actively pissing people off about it for two years or any no-opt-out half-baked shovelware making everyone's PCs and phones worse

crude drawing of a smiling anthrpomorphic dog with a word bubble reading i want them to pay for what they've done

🤗

Chicago Cubs 1st baseman Michael Busch caught in the netting with his legs up and spread after just missing a catch in the stands

Watching baseball @jonbois.bsky.social

Many Americans plan to cut food to afford ACA health insurance, new poll shows About 8 in 10 Americans who re-enrolled in Affordable Care Act marketplace coverage say their health care costs are higher this year, according to a new survey from the health care research nonprofit ...

This is fundamentally wrong. We cannot continue to normalize this.

www.pbs.org/newshour/hea...

Less true for those of us who are extremely large. Big clothes take up a lot of room!

the hitlerian victims of communism foundation on twitter: USSR pin awarded to farmers for "Mastery of Cannabis Breeding". Are these your "Marxist" values??

happy 4/20

what the fuck is happening

I just assume this is a feature of the school shooter type, of which these guys are all extremely vivid examples

Did I just argue with a joke? Part of a Bluesky educational series

Video: ‘Homophobic’ 6-Week-Old Baby Cries After Gay Dad Tells Him ‘There Is No Mama’

Maybe we'll keep some InfoWars content up.

theonion.info

re: kingdom come deliverance i actually find it hilarious that we basically bullied a centrist creator so hard about his biases when the first one came out that they made a fairly inclusive second game

Peace, but only during trading hours

this morning, mamdani’s team got in touch with me to float a new tax proposal: if your net worth exceeds $5 million and you dress badly, you’ll be hit with a 10% annual levy for “visual pollution.” i would be in charge of deciding if the outfits are bad.

me and the boys on the USS Abraham Lincoln eating boiled boot leather and sharing stories about the most Realistic Pussy we've ever seen

This is a rather incredible window into a reactionary mindset, because Daniel Vávra seems like he genuinely wanted to tell a story that included a gay romance subplot in spite of pushback, but refuses to extend that understanding to other writers and developers who also want to tell their stories...

Trump Voters Are Over It A shocking number of the president’s supporters have turned against him.

this story is useful but also fucking ridiculous. i am genuinely tempted to write a post defending trump against these people. he was very clear about who he was and what he was going to do. they were told ad nauseam. they didn't listen. they *refused* to listen. and now they wanna claim victimhood.

lol, lmao.

It's wild how Riot Games created a dating app disguised as a Counter Strike clone..

twitch.tv/nyaraVT

How do I get better at first-person shooters? "Are there any good games, new or old, that encourage learning this mysterious combination of moving, pointing, and shooting that I seem to lack?"

In this week's advice column, @midimyers.com explains how to get better at aiming and also gives the letter-writer a thought experiment to consider based on the games they most enjoy, which is... do you need to?